And do you have an ExtraCare Card? This is a trick question. This is the question that, if answered “yes,” forces you and the CVS cashier to awkwardly stare at each other while the receipt machine pumps out enough receipts to circle the Earth at least twice.
Coupons, upon coupons, upon ExtraBucks spill from the machine — none of which you’ll ever use. The receipts pile up in your car until you cannot physically see out of your passenger-side window. It’s a truth so painfully universal that the internet has made CVS receipts into a meme, and we’re not sure whether to laugh, cry, or demand justice for all the trees that have been wasted to countless coupons that read “$1 off CVS brand aspirin.”
According to internet sleuths, one can reportedly sign up for CVS email receipts rather than wait around for your next tumbleweed of CVS coupons. Even so, escaping the CVS receipt train is a hard thing to do. Whether it’s stuffed into your shopping bag or clogging up your inbox, we will never escape it — that is, unless we start going to Rite Aid.
These 19 CVS receipt memes perfectly portray our angst. Perhaps we will be free from the receipt one day. But for now, let the memes live on.
1. Burned parents and CVS all in one sentence.
Remember to bring a CVS receipt with you to your parents house so you have enough room to write down the wifi password
— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) November 21, 2018
2. If only the receipts were this glam.
cvs: would you like your receipt
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) January 7, 2019
me: no
cvs: pic.twitter.com/infR4yuDLQ
3. Santa’s like, “That’s out of my hands, TBH.”
#AllIWantForChristmasIs a CVS receipt that isn’t longer than a Harry Potter book.
— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) December 18, 2018
4. “CVS lost money on this deal.”
Bought 2 Lifesavers at CVS and the receipt was almost as long as my truck bed
byu/Veiss76 infunny
5. Priyanka’s veil ain’t got nothing on CVS.
This is a CVS receipt https://t.co/nqr7jn7Zd9
— Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) December 5, 2018
6. Aww.
They grow so up so fast. At one year old, my baby is almost one whole CVS receipt long.
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7. Okay, Martha Stewart.
I ran out rapping paper so I used my Cvs receipt pic.twitter.com/ZDyLFYCIeA
— Oscar (@Thatkidd_oscar) December 21, 2018
8. Womp womp.
9. Forget Imperial and Metric.
How tall r u?
— John NewBlood (@DaveOshry) January 6, 2019
"About one CVS receipt" pic.twitter.com/HPuaVAMRH0
10. “(Corgi for scale)”
$0 CVS receipt for a flu shot. (Corgi for scale)
byu/forgottenGost infunny
11. Noble of them.
CVS gave me a separate bag for my receipt
— Joe DeVito (@JoeDeVitoComedy) December 10, 2018
12. “Save a shilling on CVS brand deodorant.”
13. “Auntie Em! Uncle Henry!”
14. It’s madness — madness!
CVS charges me 5 cents for a plastic bag but destroys 14 acres of rainforest every time they give someone a receipt
— JEFF (@jeffisrael25) December 21, 2018
15. Love this part of the Bible.
16. Get the tin foil hats, honey. It’s happening.
This CVS receipt is SHORT! #endOfDays ? pic.twitter.com/xRj4uYWxwS
— Patty 🍫 Blount (@PattyBlount) January 4, 2019
17. If ever in a chilly pinch.
18. Yeah, if you can stand in one place the entire night.
Best. Costume. Ever. – the endless CVS receipt
byu/dustinmypants infunny
19. The CVS receipt meme to end all memes.
One of my blinds broke in my bedroom so I just went to CVS pic.twitter.com/0QghmXKZ7R
— andrew (@andrewnolan2) December 5, 2018
Honestly, these are all too relatable for our taste. CVS, take note.
