People Are Talking About Garlic And Lady Parts For The Most Dangerous Reason

Ladies. Please, for the love of womanhood, do not put garlic inside your vagina with the hope of curing a yeast infection. In fact, don’t put garlic in your vagina for any reason whatsoever. As California-based gynecologist Jennifer Gunter tweeted on April 23rd, “#VaginaIsANoGarlicZone,” and don’t you forget it.

Dr. Gunter, author of The Vagina Bible, tweeted, “Why you should not put garlic in your vagina. A thread.” In the thread, she addresses a popular home remedy that involves putting a clove of garlic in your vagina for up to three days in order to cure a yeast infection.

She states in her thread that many “vaginal garlic aficionados” recommend the garlic method as a holistic way to cure such vaginal woes. However, as Dr. Gunter bluntly puts it, “Do not take medical advice from anyone recommending vaginal garlic for yeast or anything else.” Noted.

Although it’s true that the allicin in garlic may have anti-fungal properties when used in a lab setting, according to Dr. Gunter, this is not enough evidence to prove that the garlic we get at the supermarket can cure our yeast infection with anti-fungal properties that are sometimes present in a lab setting.

Vaginas and laboratories are not the same thing. They’re not even close.

Furthermore, inserting a clove of garlic without crushing it to release the allicin is pointless. “Sigh” indeed.

Plus, the garlic we get at the store has *stuff* on it, be it dirt, bacteria, pesticides, what have you. “If you actually happen to have an inflamed yeasty vagina that soil bacteria would be more likely to infect,” Dr. Gunter said.

In order for this remedy to actually work, one would have to completely sterilize the garlic, crush it up, and apply it on raw skin. But how would one retrieve the garlic afterwards?

Hmm. Good point.

Oh lord. Honestly, think about others before you even attempt to put garlic up there.

And then there are biofilms to think about. Biofilms are clusters of microorganisms that attach to surfaces and cause trouble in bad places.

You may end up doing yourself more harm than good, Dr. Gunter said.

Yeast may not even be present — therefore, the garlic method could cause an entirely unnecessary new host of problems.

If you think the garlic method works fine, then you may have experienced the placebo effect. “If you think vaginal garlic is going to make you feel better, you may very well feel better temporarily,” Dr. Gunter tweeted.

Fair enough. We will do everything we can to protect our hoo-has from garlic.

Dr. Gunter added a P.S. to her thread with an extra hot tip. Botulinum toxin is “one of the most poisonous biological substances known,” according to the U.S. National Library of Medicine.

So, to anyone who has a vagina — if your BFF tells you to treat your yeast with garlic (and yogurt if you’re into the whole “twatziki” craze), say no thank you. We’re not poisoning our vaginas today, sis.

To some, this advice may seem like common sense. Garlic was put on this planet to flavor delicious Italian cuisine — not to battle yeast in a vagina.

Although, there are some scenarios where a garlicky vagina would be weirdly apropos. Thanks, Brian…

TBH — if you have any inkling something doesn’t belong inside your vagina, don’t put it up there. It’s as easy as that.

Come on, Andy! Come on!

If anything, take inspiration from Dr. Gunter’s wonderful advice. Keep the garlic out of your vagina, but stay punk.

Thank you for clarifying something we didn’t realize needed clarifying, Dr. Gunter. You’re truly looking out for our best interests.

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