16 Brunch Instagram Captions That Will Make Your Followers Hungry For More

February 01, 2019

Our weekend brunch dates revive us after a busy weekend and help us prepare for the week ahead. They cure our hangovers, nourish our bodies and souls, and let us share champagne with our besties on a Sunday afternoon. If you’re one to commemorate and document your brunch outings, we’ve compiled a list of fun Instagram captions that will leave your followers hungry for more of your brunch content.

Besides the food — chocolate chip pancakes, eggs Benedict, blueberry waffles, hash, parfaits, and avocado toast (we’re drooling) — and the drinks — Bloody Marys, mimosas, sangria, and more coffee than ever necessary (we’re drooling even more) — perhaps our favorite part about brunch is getting to rehash the weekend with friends. Who went where on Friday? Who saw who on Saturday? Wait, so-and-so is back in the picture? 

Brunch with the BFFs gives us big Sex and the City energy, and that’s always a welcome feeling in our book.

Next time you and your pals are out to eat at your fave brunch spot, snap a pic, caption it with one of the cutesy captions below, and give us a tag. We’re always down to be jealous of your meals, beverages, and friend groups.

1. “Got a serious case of R.B.F. (Resting Brunch Face).”

Sorry not sorry. It’s just the way we look when we’re in our natural habitat.

2. “XOXO mugs and quiches.”

They say the way to a person’s heart is through their stomach. And honestly, whoever “they” are, they’re right.

3. “Sipping away the Sunday scaries like…”

Sure, tomorrow may be Monday. But as long as we’re at brunch, we’re still in weekend mode.

4. “And they all had an egg-cellent time.”

No yolk. That avocado toast looks like a good time.

5. “Blood(y Mary mix) is thicker than water.”

And thank goodness for that. This is a great caption to use when you’re brunching with your family.

6. “But first, we brunch.”

And then, we take over the world. But make sure you’ve had enough coffee.

7. “Ma ma se, Ma ma sa, Ma mimosa.”

Get it? It’s from the hit Michael Jackson song, “Wanna Be Startin’ Something?” And/or Rihanna’s “Please Don’t Stop The Music.” Whichever.

8. “And on the seventh day, God gave us brunch.”

For that, we are forever grateful. Let us pray.

9. “Oops! You caught us bottomless!”

Keep those drinks and pancakes coming. We may be stuffed and feeling a bit too buzzed for a Sunday, but we’ll be damned if we don’t take advantage of a bottomless brunch.

10. “B*tches Who Brunch.”

We suppose you could also write, “Babes Who Brunch.” But we like to be a little edgy when we can.

11. “The legend of Bloody Mary isn’t as scary as I thought it would be.”

Legend says if you say “Bloody Mary” to your server 13 times, they’ll give you a weird look and expect a nice tip for dealing with your weirdness. Spooky.

12. “Work hard. Brunch harder.”

And by “work hard,” we mean exert some serious brain power to figure out what you want to eat for brunch. Savory vs sweet is a tough decision to make.

13. “My brunch spot is my place of worship.”

Some people go to church on Sundays. We head to the best brunch spot on our block. Tomato, tom-ah-to.

14. “It’s mimOsa, not mimosA.”

After you’ve wrapped up your OWL exams, you’ll need to celebrate. Climb onto your Nimbus 2000 and get thee to brunch!

15. “Definitely didn’t waffle over this waffle.”

We’ve actually never been more certain about something in our entire life.

16. “We had to meet up and hash some things out.”

Problems were solved. We’re starting over with a clean plate — er, slate.

Brunch it up, babes. And send us an invite to next weekend’s midday meal.