Kim Kardashian’s New Diet Is Making Us Roll Our Eyes — Hard

You’re a true hero if you stick to your healthy eating habits during the holiday season. The rest of us go hard with the carbs, sugar, and several helpings of dinner. Unlike us foodies, the Kardashian sisters are back to their daily diet grind post-Christmas. But like, ladies, the holidays aren’t over yet — keep the snacks coming until New Year’s Day, please.

Kim Kardashian posted a photo to her Instagram on December 27th showing off her “holiday bod” with the caption, “Back to Salads now.” According to Delish, sister Khloé commented on the pic, “Omg same!!!!” Ugh.

The Kardashian fam partied hard at Kim and Kanye’s house for Christmas Eve this year. There was dancing, picture-taking, matching mother-daughter outfits, and obviously, good eats. The eats were apparently so good that the sisters strayed from their keto-like diets — high in protein, low in carbs, and absolutely no alcohol.

However, even though Khloé said she’s back to salads, she posted a photo of herself diving into a giant jar of neatly-stacked Oreo cookies. She captioned the December 28th photo, “Oreos please!!” We’re not sure if she actually ate the Oreo she was posing with, but girl must have serious restraint if she can pose with an Oreo in her mouth and not vacuum it up.

Maybe it’s the holiday season talking, but if it were us, that entire jar would be empty in a matter of minutes.

And TBH, we’re not entirely convinced Kim doesn’t have a helping of buffalo chicken on that salad. To us, anything remotely orange in a pic must be buffalo chicken.

We’re not sure what kind of appetizers were served at the annual Kardashian Christmas Eve gala, but judging by the photos taken that night, there’s no doubt the food was extravagant.

What do we do to get an invite to next year’s party?

We’ll literally do anything, guys. We just want in on the family fun!

Actually, there’s no way in heck we’re returning to any kind of diet until New Year’s. So if that’s a requirement to join the club, we’re out.

If you’re planning on eating healthier in 2019 (and not a moment sooner):

We hope Kim and Khloé enjoy their post-Christmas salads. We’ll be diving into the last bit of the cherry pie, mashed potatoes, and stocking-stuffer chocolate at lunch time.