Kylie Jenner Just Bought Snacks At A Gas Station, And The Whole World Is Shaking

Something just isn’t adding up. Kylie Jenner… in a gas station… buying Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Is this real life? According to Kylie’s May 29th Instagram post, it looks to be that way. Our brain is short-circuiting and we now have a hankering for Hot Cheetos. Ugh. We need to take a nap.

Kylie Jenner, decked out in an Alexander Wang T-shirt and matching sweatpants, carrying a pastel pink Hermès Birkin bag, and rocking a new hairstyle in the same color, showed up to a gas station to get her munchies on. The reality television star and makeup guru picked up a small bag of Hot Cheetos and some Trident White as we have all done many times before, perhaps too many times to count.

In fact, if it weren’t for the pink hair and designer outfit, we would think this is just a candid of us on a Sunday afternoon after a late night out on the town. But no. It’s definitely Kylie Jenner.

Her followers can’t quite get over the fact that Kylie stepped foot into such a muggle establishment to simply pick up some snacks. Surely she could have sent one of her multiple assistants to do a menial task such as this, right?

We, again, have to ask if this is some sort of optical illusion. It just doesn’t make sense.

Was she really in there asking for $20 on pump 3 and was then just like, “Welp, might as well get some Cheetos and gum while I’m here.” That’s too normal.

We don’t buy it. Not for one second.

Does she? Or is there an ulterior motive here?

We think Kylie simply went into that gas station for the ‘gram. We think she did buy those Cheetos and gum, but only after she was sure she got the shot.

Perhaps we’re being snobby by thinking that Kylie is too ~above us~ to hit up the local gas station bodega. But like, you can’t say this pic isn’t just a little sus.

(Side note: good choice of snacks, Kylie. We all approve.)

Obviously, both Kylie and her boyfriend (husband?) Travis Scott have a thing for gas stations. Kylie threw Travis a gas station-themed birthday party earlier this month.

Travis Scott Treated to Gas Station-Themed Birthday Bash by Kylie Jenner https://t.co/gANdz19Jcl

— TMZ (@TMZ) May 2, 2019

Which, honestly, some of us weren’t too enthralled with. To be fair, it’s a bonkers theme.

kylie jenner throwing travis scott a gas station themed birthday party is the reason we need to eat the rich

— Caroline (@omgcarolinelee) May 2, 2019

And Kylie’s 2018 collaboration with Adidas — the Adidas Originals x Kylie Jenner Falcon campaign — also had a gas station-themed launch party. What gives?

Kylie’s been spotted at many a gas station throughout the years. Here she is in 2015 leaving a gas station convenience store with a blue Gatorade in hand.

This person literally came face-to-face with Kylie at a gas station in 2013. So perhaps this most recent pic isn’t totally out of left field.

We’re still not completely convinced this snack run wasn’t staged. They at least had to clear out the gas station before she walked in, right?

This entire post is confusing and we’re feeling tired. We need some gas station coffee to revive us, stat!

Next time you hit up your local gas station, be on the lookout for Kylie Jenner. She’s seemingly always lurking in one convenience store or another.