Kylie Jenner Spends More Than Your Rent On Postmates Every Year

When one is running a cosmetics empire, one must rely on all the help she can get. Kylie Cosmetics empress, Kylie Jenner, would be nowhere close to where she is now if it wasn’t for Postmates. Okay, well, that may be an exaggeration. Even so, in 2018 alone, Jenner spent over $10,000 on Postmates delivered goods — yes, you’re reading that five-digit number correctly. That’s more money than we’re even willing to spend on a year’s worth of rent, TBH.

According to the Postmates blog, The Receipt, Jenner blew through a whopping ten grand via Postmates. Her orders mainly consisted of meals — however, she also requested “3 cozy blankets” from Target and nail polish remover from Rite Aid at some point during 2018.

The site compiled Jenner’s Postmates stats, which consisted of some lavish orders, some super low-key snacks, and some meals we just wouldn’t expect from the beauty mogul.

Like, for example, Jenner racked up a total of 186 Postmates orders in just 365 days. Most of those orders were placed around 10 a.m. every other day. Her orders came from 65 different merchants and Jenner currently holds the record for placing the most Postmates orders within a 10-minute window — she placed 4 meal orders within a quick 10 minutes.

That record was set when she ordered food for the crew during a photoshoot in June 2018. Between 2:00 p.m. and 2:17 p.m., Jenner ordered a 6-pack of macaron ice cream sandwiches from Milk; penne bolognese from Mauro’s Cafe at Fred Segal; taquitos, Mexican rice, enchiladas, and a tostada salad from Casita del Campo; and a truffle “Impossible Burger” from Umami Burger.

Jenner is clearly jenner-ous with her Postmates. Sorry, we’ll leave.

When the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star turned 21 on August 10th, 2018, she woke up and ordered herself a bagel with cream cheese. Treat yo’ self, girl.

Her most expensive order of 2018 was a bottle of Don Julio Añejo 1942 Tequila, which retails around $140.

And Jenner’s smallest, least expensive, and perhaps strangest Postmates order was a bottle of Smartwater and a single carrot.

Seven days before giving birth to her daughter Stormi, Jenner placed a Postmates McDonald’s order consisting of an Oreo McFlurry, 10pc chicken nuggets, and French fries. Those pregnancy cravings are real.

Except, who are we kidding? We’re craving McDonald’s all day, every day.

Jenner isn’t the only celeb who has such a rich history with Postmates. John Legend has placed over 657 orders with the app, receiving a total of 3,000 items — including $700 worth of sushi. And as of October 2018, rapper Post Malone has blown over $40,000 on Postmates deliveries. Post spent $8,000 alone on a single delivery of Popeyes biscuits to a Coachella party.

Hmm… perhaps his love of the app has something to do with why he dubbed himself “Post” Malone.

Literally everyone and their mother loves Postmates. It’s just so convenient.

just a girl looking out a window wondering where her postmates is ... pic.twitter.com/QvmVhAiHBS

— Lucy Hale (@lucyhale) January 24, 2019

We would never call you lazy. We’d call you SMART.

The only thing we know will stick with us through rough times is Postmates. That’s true love right there.

We’ll have what you’re having. And also a side of curly fries.

Um, absolutely. We’ll be over in five.

Postmates, serial killer documentaries and chill anyone? 😊👹 #currentsituation

— Romi Rain ® (@Romi_Rain) January 29, 2019

Sorry not sorry. Putting on our coat was too much for us in this moment.

Postmates, serial killer documentaries and chill anyone? 😊👹 #currentsituation

— Romi Rain ® (@Romi_Rain) January 29, 2019

When your phone pings and you get disappointed because it’s bae and not Postmates… so, so sad.

There’s a simple answer to this dilemma. It begins with “post” and ends with “mates.”

Postmates that frosting 💁🏻✨ https://t.co/2V4G8lrKG2

— Tati Westbrook (@GlamLifeGuru) January 25, 2019

Honestly, if we had Kylie Jenner’s paycheck, we’d probably spend over $10,000 on Postmates, too. It’s dangerously convenient and we’re dangerously lazy.