Let’s Talk About How Frightening Baby Stormi’s Cookies Were At Her Birthday Party

Have you ever been to a birthday party for a one-year-old? It’s more for the parents than the baby, but it’s still a huge milestone to celebrate. So much opens up for kids when they reach the one-year mark, and it may very well be their first introduction to cake. Which, in itself, is a reason to celebrate. It seems like she was only born yesterday, but Kylie Jenner’s daughter Stormi just turned one, and her food and decor were… interesting.

I’m going to take this back a bit.

In the ’80s, cakes and desserts were pretty much just recipes that mom found on the back of a bag of flour. They tasted good, but the level of decor is nowhere where it is today. Eventually, photo cakes became a thing, making people wonder whether or not they felt uncomfortable literally eating their friend or relative’s face.

Even so, it’s one thing to grab a slice of cake that happens to feature an adult.

It’s another to eat a dessert designed to look like a baby. So not only was it creepy for Stormi to have Stormi-faced cookies at the gathering, but honestly? The artwork wasn’t even very good.

While you can tell it’s Stormi, there’s something just slightly horrifying about these cookies.

It’s almost like baby Stormi is looking directly into your soul. Some fans felt like they didn’t resemble the tot at all.

Stormi is a really cute baby. But, in cookie form, not so much.

GIRL!!!!! I was thinking the same!!! But lowkey that blowup balloon and cookies of stormi’s face kinda looks a lil messed up 🤭 like she a lot cuter why they do her face like that

— Carolyn (@cocasio1203) February 10, 2019

Although to be honest, it’d be hard for any artist to make something like this work.

Still, some people liked them, and surely Jenner was happy about how they turned out.

And you can tell since there were literally a ton of Stormi-related foods available to guests.

So anything that didn’t turn out right could have easily been excluded.

Anyone else dying to know what those Stormi fries taste like?

no it’s fine, I don’t like baby face cookies or working caurosel cake or designer fries so I’m at the end of the day I’m glad I wasn’t invited to stormi’s first birthday pic.twitter.com/WGeKFYtopl

— imogen (@totalmoneymelon) February 10, 2019

You got that right. Jenner served fries and drinks up at Stormi’s birthday party.

But, the best has yet to be revealed.

Since the theme was “StormiWorld,” guests got to enter the party through Stormi’s face.

Yep. You have to see it to believe it.

According to Jenner, she planned the whole thing herself.

From the decor to the food, this was all a vision she had.

“I dreamed about this party and then drew it up on paper room by room and @mindyweiss really made my vision come to life!!!” Jenner wrote in the Instagram caption. “Thank you Mindy and team!”

The party looks like it was over the top, but what else can you expect from Kylie Jenner? Stormi was born with a fanbase, so it makes sense that her party was the opposite of ordinary.

If you think about it, in comparison to the entrance, the cookies suddenly don’t look half as bad. But, hey — it’s obvious that everything about this party was thought out.

In fact, Jenner should really add “party planner” to her already long resume. This party looks like every kid’s dream come true.

Go Travis! pic.twitter.com/2viKltq1Gw

— Stormi Webster Fanpage🦋 (@stormiwebsterbb) February 10, 2019

The one bummer? Stormi isn’t really old enough to remember it. But surely she’ll look back at pictures and know that she’s truly loved.

me watching Stormi’s birthday party #StormiWorld #stormi #StormiWebster pic.twitter.com/WuRknNT0L4

— Lucas Dobre (@dobrelucus) February 10, 2019

Seriously, it looks like this party was absolutely massive. The guests were really in for a show.

🔥🎪🎡StormiWorld 🎡🎪🔥

Stormi Webster celebrated her first birthday and it was extra AF: https://t.co/4LSlibzivh pic.twitter.com/gxU0s3hamz

— Complex (@Complex) February 11, 2019

Hopefully, Jenner may rethink the cookies when it comes time for Stormi’s second birthday.

Perhaps Nestle’s Tollhouse chocolate chip cookies would be enough.

(But a mountain of them, because this is Stormi Webster we’re talking about here).

Since one was such a huge celebration, can you imagine how insane her second birthday is going to be?

Honestly, we can’t.