This Is What Controversial Fall Treat You’d Be, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

September 20, 2018

We would argue that pumpkin spice is one of the most controversial fall flavors out there. While some think of those two words as trendy and a waste of time, others can’t get enough of the autumnal treats that result. Just look at Starbucks’s Pumpkin Spice Latte, which has become known as one of the most #basic drinks out there (note: there is nothing wrong with that). People either love it or hate it, but one thing’s for sure: the PSL has spurned a revolution ever since it was created in 2003.

By the time late August rolls around, we aren’t surprised when we see store shelves lined with pumpkin spice everything — candles, beverages, desserts, beauty products, you name it. In fact, we encourage you to try to avoid pumpkin spice altogether when leaving your house this autumn. We bet you can’t, because those products are seriously everywhere. As a testament to this, we came up with a pumpkin spice product for each of the twelve zodiac signs, which we hope will spark some discussion as you say goodbye to summer and hello to fall.

Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream

Sign: Aquarius

If there’s one person out there who can take something ordinary and make it extraordinary, it’s you. With your independent spirit and emphasis on originality, we wouldn’t be surprised if you created this very product. I mean, who else would be innovative enough to cut out the middle man, combining pumpkin spice and whipped cream to create such a heavenly, inspired topping?

Pumpkin Spice M&Ms

Sign: Pisces

Who doesn’t love M&Ms? They’re basically bite-sized pieces of chocolate love covered in a sweet candy shell. Fortunately, if you were to be a fall food, you’d be this one. Because everyone loves to be around you and your infectious energy. Though pumpkin spice might be controversial, no one would turn down the chance to have an M&M (or ten). That’s how lovable you they are.

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Pumpkin Spice Coffee

Sign: Aries

We imagine that you don’t have time to dawdle amidst all the bullet points on your to-do list, which is why we picked something that’s the definition of energy: coffee. Why bother with all those other pumpkin spice products when you can have one that will push you to be the best you can be? You would 100% be a pumpkin spice goodie that packs a serious punch, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

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Pumpkin Spice Pop-Tarts

Sign: Taurus

When we imagine you as a pumpkin spice product, we picture something sweet, creamy, and covered in sprinkles. Something that’s as warm, cozy, and luxurious as the fall season itself. Hence the Pumpkin Spice Pop-Tart, which is all of the above and much more. Pop this baby in the toaster and what you have is a treat that will make anyone feel like autumn royalty.

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Pumpkin Spice Milano Cookies

Sign: Gemini

Though classic Milano cookies are a force to be reckoned with on their own, we imagine that the inquisitive among us wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to give pumpkin spice a try. We’re looking at you. If anyone is curious enough to put something new and exciting to the test, it’s you. Though you’ll either love it or hate it (thanks to your black and white view of the world), you’ll never regret experimenting.

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Pumpkin Spice Cookie Straws

Sign: Cancer

You have an emotional range that allows you to be empathetic, but…it can also make you moody AF. When this happens, even a tiny bump in the road could cause you to crumble — just like a cookie straw in milk. Though cookie straws are delicious, they can easily break when hitting liquid. However, they are still the most comforting cookie for those times when our emotions do get out of hand.

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Pumpkin Spice Cinnamon Rolls

Sign: Leo

We all know that baking pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls would make an entire house — maybe even an entire neighborhood — smell like fall. Even if you’re cooking or baking something else, this product will always steal the spotlight. That reminds us of a certain zodiac sign that isn’t afraid of the limelight — no matter what the occasion or season. Add some fall-inspired sprinkles on top and you are golden.

Pumpkin Spice Latte

Sign: Virgo

You’re the type who loves a classic, and that’s what people appreciate about you. When your friends need advice on where to go and what to do, they’ll likely look to you for some practical recommendations. And if there’s one thing out there that is a modern classic, it’s the Pumpkin Spice Latte. Plus, since you’re known for being loyal, we can picture you having one every single year. It’s tradition!

Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream

Sign: Libra

Pumpkin spice ice cream sounds like one of the most beautiful creations known to man, which is why we picked it for you. You are a lover of beautiful things, after all. If we were to add a stipulation to this choice, though, we’d have to say that this ice cream needs to have the perfect amount of pumpkin spice. It can’t be too pumpkin spicy or too bland, since we all know how particular you can be when it comes to balance.

Pumpkin Spice Rum

Sign: Scorpio

Though pumpkin spice might be a bit too basic for your liking, when you add it to rum, that changes things. Arguably the most intense iteration of the pumpkin spice trend, we can only picture this drink alongside a zodiac sign that’s as passionate as you are. Just make sure you don’t go overboard on this bad boy, or else your more extreme behavior might rise to the surface.

Pumpkin Spice Yogurt

Sign: Sagittarius

Pumpkin spice yogurt? It’s definitely for the more adventurous among us, which is why we’re deferring to you, Sagittarius. If anyone is going to pave the way toward exploring new foods and kooky creations, it’s you. People might give you weird looks for nomming on this healthy treat, but you’re so independent that you probably won’t care. Besides, that means more for you! And who needs them anyway?

Pumpkin Spice English Muffins

Sign: Capricorn

As someone who can easily be described by the word “responsible,” we wouldn’t compare you to a pumpkin spice product that’s frivolous and trendy. Well, I mean, they’re all trendy, but some more so than others. One of the most practical treats out there is pumpkin spice English muffins. They’ll last you several days and actually make sense. It’s basically like making cinnamon toast, which everyone loves for breakfast, right?