Something terrible is afoot at Domino’s New Zealand. The pizza chain just made the already controversial Hawaiian pizza even more contentious by adding canned spaghetti to it. Domino’s, we mean this in the best way — you need to seek some help.
“This is no joke! We’ve officially added Hawaiian SPAGHETTI pizza to our menu for a limited time only, with help from our friends at Wattie’s NZ! (no April Fools this time),” Domino’s New Zealand wrote in a May 12th Facebook post.
First of all, pineapple on pizza is a problem. Tropical fruit plus cheese and tomato sauce is an equation that never should have happened. But nevertheless, it did, and we’ve all had to deal with that for decades.
However, putting spaghetti — pardon, canned spaghetti — atop an already bizarre pizza has sent us spiraling into a confused state that, if we’re being honest, we don’t think we can ever recover from. It. Just. Doesn’t. Add. Up!
If by “keen” you mean “weird AF,” then yes, we agree. But something tells us Jessica is not on the same page we are.
What? WHAT?!
We didn’t think we’d ever have to boycott New Zealand, especially for something so seemingly trivial. But you guys are all BONKERS.
You tell ’em, Rosie! You’re slightly missing the point that spaghetti especially doesn’t belong on Hawaiian pizza, but okay.
That’s a federal crime.
— Rey (@tango_2) May 16, 2019
Honestly, the picture of the thing is enough to send us running in the opposite direction. “Vile” is a good word for it.
Okay, we’re sorry. But this is just frightening to look at.
If you think I'm joking. You can literally order it off their website: pic.twitter.com/wRDh20EUOd
— tack129 (@tack129) May 13, 2019
What ever happened to the old saying, “Keep it simple, stupid?” We’re not calling Domino’s New Zealand stupid — we’re just saying, keep it simple!
— Michael King (@mhking) May 16, 2019
But if you’re a Kiwi and looking to take a chance, you can pick this thing up at your local Domino’s for $7.99. It’ll only be around for a limited time, so act fast… we guess.
No shame, I'm getting this. Tuck shop used to sell something similar back in the day. Yummo.
— Jesahn O (@JesahnOne) May 13, 2019
Harry Styles once told us to stop our crying, “it’s a sign of the times.” But Harry — how can one not cry over this?
Domino’s please reach out when you’re ready to get help. We’ll be anxiously awaiting your call.
Did you have steak last night? If you couldn't quite finish it all, you might…
Ready to take your cocktail game to a smoky new level? Dive into these 15…
Ready to elevate your mac and cheese game? Dive into these 25 surprising sides that…
Wondering how to layer lasagna? Dive into our top 20 tips that ensure every bite…
Elevate your coffee experience with a versatile and user-friendly scale that ensures accuracy and ease…
Craving a decadent treat? Delight in the rich flavors and moist texture of our legendary…
This website uses cookies.