Back when I was a kid, I still remember my parents forcing vegetables and particularly unappealing dinners on me. It happens in every household that doesn’t serve exactly what kids want seven days a week. Sometimes, meals are just “bad” (AKA not candy and snacks) and kids will revolt.
Even though bribery is often a good way to get the food down, not every parent chooses to go down that road. For a guardian who says “you can’t have dessert until you finish your dinner,” you have another who doesn’t offer dessert to begin with. And then there’s the much slimmer category — the kind who mixes dinner and dessert as one. Yes, we’re for real.
Thanks to Reddit, the world is now aware of pork gummy brats. You heard that right. It’s an actual pork brat patty with gummy bears mixed in.
Judging by the picture, it reminds me a little bit of olive loaf. If you’re unfamiliar with olive loaf, just know that the name and the way it looks shouldn’t take away from the way it tastes. Because, in general, olives are pretty good. But olives mashed up into meat? That’s much less cool.
Local grocery store keeping it original. from r/shittyfoodporn
Sadly, this is no joke. You can see at least two gummy bears embedded inside.
Of course, Reddit had some great comments when it came to this type of gummy pork. This one will definitely make you laugh.
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However, as a fan of meat, Ron Swanson may have already heard about these gummy brats. Supposedly, they have been spotted in a few grocery stores.
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Someone else said that it’s actually become pretty common, and likely started out due to boredom. If you’re making brats all day and feel the need to spice them up a bit, why not give something like this a shot?
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The picture might look a little gross, but plenty of Redditors think that the experiment is actually not a bad idea. After all, gummy bears are mostly made of gelatin, which comes from animals.
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The fact that the brat above is listed as a “manager’s special” makes the photo even funnier. But obviously, he’s putting his own reputation on the fact that the gummy brat isn’t a terrible idea.
This grocery store also sells Skittles brats, which sounds even worse. Skittles became gelatin-free in 2010, which means that these would probably just taste like fruity meat. Probably. (Even if I had access, I don’t know if I’m brave enough to try them and prove my theory wrong.)
I think that gummy bears are a great addition. To desserts, that is. Maybe I’m missing out, but these are just two foods that make for an awkward pairing.
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