Hey, um, are those yours? A Twitter user named Helen snapped a pic of “+30 baguettes” riding solo on Chicago’s Howard Red Line, and the internet is now ablaze with confusion. Who left them there? Where are they going? Is someone going to pick them up at the next stop? We, along with the rest of Twitter, have a lot of questions revolving around the abandoned bread — questions we fear will never be answered.
The great baguette mystery of 2019 has piqued everyone’s interest. Perhaps we have a baguette Banksy on our hands, making baguette-related statements here, there, and everywhere, with the aim to spark a revolution. Or maybe the baguettes are an Ocean’s 11-like distraction. Maybe something more sinister is taking place right in front of our noses but we’re too focused on the baguettes to notice.
Then again, the baguettes could simply be visiting their Aunt Sally off the Thorndale stop. We shouldn’t assume. We should just let the baguettes be.
they took the midnight train going anywhere...............
— isa (@_nadafacil_) January 22, 2019
A French person laid their eggs
— leandro (@leokiedokie) January 23, 2019
It was @ArianaGrande pic.twitter.com/eAgQvr3x6t
— bijou bentley ✨ (@bijoubentley) January 24, 2019
Ok that second pic? Same
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) January 24, 2019
— Hannah Long (@HannahGraceLong) January 24, 2019
Dude no one is talking about how the best part of this is that there really is about 30
— 🐝 (@jaquez_gee) January 24, 2019
Someone literally come get this bread. Please. It looks so lonely.
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