This Presidential Candidate’s “Veggie Pizza” Has People Questioning His Sanity

After seeing what former 2016 presidential candidate Scott Walker considers pizza, we’re thinking we may have dodged some kind of bullet. The Republican former governor of Wisconsin posted a photo of “veggie pizza” on Twitter on July 6th, and all we can say is yuck.

“Veggie pizza on the lake! Mmmmmm!” Walker captioned a photograph of what looks to be raw vegetables atop a piece of pita bread. You call that veggie pizza, Scott? Where the heck is the queen of vegetables herself, former First Lady Michelle Obama, when you need her?

Almost immediately after posting, Walker was met with severe criticism from his former constituents as well as the rest of the world. Everyone wanted to make sure Walker understood that what he was eating during the holiday weekend was absolutely not pizza.

This pizza issue may be the most egregious error he’s made during his political career.

Okay, yeah — it’s definitely not. But it’s still pretty bad.

Veggie pizza on the lake! Mmmmmm! pic.twitter.com/iSiILxwibs

— Scott Walker (@ScottWalker) July 6, 2019

And those who disagree with Walker on his politics and pizza-centric opinions really let him have it. Dude, it’s just a salad on bread. That’s not pizza.

Congrats on putting frozen stir fry veggies on top of a Pop Tart to own the libs, dumbass.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) July 7, 2019

We’re all thoroughly pissed off. Way to ruin a nice weekend.

Sorry not sorry. This sucks!

If you want veggies and ranch, just dip veggies in ranch. Don’t do this.

scott are you ok? that’s just ranch dressing on a rectangle of pita?

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) July 7, 2019

Please. Send help ASAP.

Just… Just delete before it’s too late. Actually, never mind. It’s too late already.

Scott,,, I beg of you,,, delete this

— peter hess (@PeterNHess) July 7, 2019

None of these veggies belong on a pizza, and you know it, Scott. Is that cheese, or are they carrots? Either answer is gross.

We’re feeling devastated just looking at it. Imagine having to eat this mess.

That’s a joyless void on a plate.

— Federico Chispas 🪷 (@dfchispas) July 7, 2019

Are you getting the flashbacks to Fyre Festival, too? It hurts.

Cheeseburger on the beach!
Mmmmmm! pic.twitter.com/VolKvt2Cs6

— 𝚔𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 (@KevINthe406) July 7, 2019

To put it mildly… Yeah, it does.

this looks like shit scott

— Virgil Texas (@virgiltexas) July 7, 2019

You know you’ve done something wrong if your veggie-based meal offends a vegetarian. Can we also get a vegan opinion?

It better not be, Scott. It really better not be.

Mildly horrifying. Is that mayonnaise?

— Christina Hoff Sommers (@CHSommers) July 7, 2019

And yeah — obviously people are pulling politics into the pizza debate. Duh.

What else did you expect?

In order to make things right, we’ll do the world a favor and eat a real veggie pizza — one that’s cooked and has sauce and a crust. Scott, if you’re listening, take a social media hiatus, bud. You’ve lost this round.