Starbucks Released Three Cheesecake Frappuccinos, Their Most Insane Drinks Yet

Whatever summer diet you’ve committed yourself to — end it now. Starbucks just released three new Frappuccinos that will definitely rack up the calories, but in a very good way. Please feast your eyes upon the three new Starbucks Cheesecake Frappuccinos. No, we just have something in our eye. We’re definitely not crying…

As of Saturday, July 21st, Starbucks is now serving Caramel Cheesecake, Mocha Cheesecake, and Blueberry Cheesecake Frappuccinos, each available as Crème, Coffee, and Light beverages.

If these sound like servings of heaven in a cup, it’s because they are. Per Bustle, each flavor of the new Starbucks Cheesecake Frappuccinos come with whipped cream and cookie crumble topping, and are blended with “cheesecake mix” and mocha, caramel, or blueberry puree, respectively. (The Crème Starbucks Cheesecake Frappuccinos are served sans coffee).

But before you dive into your car and speed down to your local Starbucks location, we must warn you that the Cheesecake Frappuccinos are currently only available in the United Kingdom. Yes, this is a bittersweet day for those of us elsewhere in the world. But let’s cross our fingers that the Cheesecake Frappuccinos will migrate out of the United Kingdom sooner than later.

Check out how fan-freaking-tastic these drinks look!

As we’re coming to terms with the fact that us United States-dwellers are missing out on the drink of the summer (*wipes away tear*), we still have access to the dreamy and delicious Starbucks Blended Beverages.

Instead of a Caramel Cheesecake Frapp, we can sip on a Starbucks Caramel Frappuccino Blended Coffee. And who needs Mocha Cheesecake when you can have a standard Mocha Frappuccino Blended Beverage?

And of course, Blueberry Cheesecake is nothing compared to the Seriously Strawberry Frapp, right? Right?

Okay, fine. We’ll admit that we’re incredibly sad that the Starbucks Cheesecake Frappuccinos are not on our continent. And yes, we did just buy a roundtrip ticket to the U.K. in order to sample one, if not all, of these new drinks.

We’re coming for you, Cheesecake Frapps — wait for us!

Sad that you can’t get your hands on these new drinks, but also not sure what to order next time you’re in line at Starbucks? We’ve got you covered. This is what Starbucks drink you’d be, based on your zodiac sign.