There’s Something Very Naughty-Looking About This Peach

There’s no denying it — the world is kind of a scary place right now. It’s hard to have at least one day without a headline that makes us cringe, or bummer personal news that brings burden to our lives. So, let’s just take this for what it is. Because even if you consider yourself to be pretty straight-laced with a dignified sense of humor, you’ll find this funny.

There’s a phallic peach out there that looks like it has a penis. And really, when you take a look at it, you can’t deny it. Since nature can sometimes be hilarious, this peach has a growth that definitely makes it stand out from the others.

The “penis peach” was shared by Twitter user @silentxxforest last year. It looks like it came from Japan, specifically from the Osakana-kan aquarium by Rainbow Forest Park. Most of the comments regarding the phallic fruit were in Japanese, but NextShark was able to translate a few, and they were magical. One person stated that it needs to be preserved for future generations (since a photo just isn’t enough) while someone else chimed in to say “I am sending this to everyone I know.” And when you see it, you will too.

Brace yourself. And for the record, this might be seen as NSFW for some of you.

The best thing is, @silentxxforest managed to inspire others to share funny photos of misshapen fruit. Even though literally nothing could live up to this peach, some of them do come pretty close. Like, this bootylicious pear with lower-back tattoo.

So, now you know — next time you see misshapen fruit, you may very well go viral and make someone else’s day.