Yes, we said it: Chocolate is bad. It’s just downright awful! It turns our children into hyperactive monsters and leads to unrelenting cravings post-breakups, during our periods, or worse — at random times throughout the day. We think it’s easy to have just one single square of that rich, dark, tempting chocolate bar. But soon enough, the entire thing has vanished and we’re left hunting for more. Dare we say that chocolate may just be the bane of our existence? Yes, we dare! In fact, we’ll say it loud and proud.
If you need convincing that chocolate is as dreadful as we believe it to be, we’ve provided you with 20 reasons why chocolate should be outlawed. We’re baffled that so many of you enjoy eating it and we’re actually unsure if we can remain friends because of that. Our opinions are too strong to be challenged and we can’t bear to hear your defense of the muddy, sugary-sweet treat.
And if you’re already on our side of this debate, please shield your eyes from the chocolate images below. They may be too disgusting for you to handle.
(Please note that this entire list is purely ironic. We’re actually gorging on some delicious chocolate sandwich cookies as we write.) But if you need some sarcasm about chocolate in your life, look no further.
Fine. We like chocolate. So what?
If you’re always running out of counter space while cooking, this top extra-large cutting board…
From dazzly edible glitter to fun-shaped cookie cutters, these tools will help you create cookie…
Learn how the Instant Pot Duo Mini can help you create budget-friendly meals with ease.…
Okay, real talk: Adulting is HARD. Juggling work, friends, and trying to stay vaguely healthy?…
Looking to upgrade your kitchen? A dual-zone air fryer is here to save the day!…
Throwing a wedding on a budget can be tough, but you don’t have to skimp…
This website uses cookies.