The Funniest And Most Brutal Yelp Reviews Angry Restaurant Customers Have Ever Left

Imagine this. You go to a restaurant and receive horrible service. While you could complain to the manager or confront the server, you choose to leave a brutal Yelp review instead. You’re not the only one, though. A lot of customers use Yelp to find restaurants, coffee shops, and dentists. But they also provide criticism on the platform when things go horribly south. And boy, some of those reviews can be savage.

But we get it. When you go to a restaurant, you plan to have a good time. You probably imagine getting amazing customer service, receiving a hot meal in a timely manner, and going home with a smile on your face and a full tummy. Unfortunately, restaurants are not always consistent. And in turn, customers open their app to leave brutal Yelp reviews.

Here’s the good news. These subpar ratings equate to pretty entertaining subject matter. The general manager of a restaurant might not enjoy receiving some of the more antagonizing reviews. And we can’t blame them. However, we love reading them. So whether you’re in the mood for a good laugh or just curious about incredibly obnoxious restaurant patrons, you’re in the right place.

These brutal Yelp reviews will satisfy both needs.

1. They didn’t believe the restaurant sold real pork.

Oh no, this woman did not like her meal.

We [ordered] four small (don’t think [they’re] big, like other spots) beef gyros and an order of fries. [It was] almost $30!! I honestly think this establishment has been sold to Asian owners. See pics of what I was given.

And she was not afraid to voice her distaste.

It was like dry, tough, flavorless steak. Also, the fries were nowhere near the amount they [used] to give, and they were oily, soggy and bland! It was NASTY!!!! What a waste of money. This is an insult to us Greeks in the neighborhood to call this a Gyro!!! I wish I could get my money back after I dumped this trash food. Stay far away and go to Gyro World down the block.

2. A customer was appalled by Wendy’s lack of cleanliness.

Guess they don’t like grease?

Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. Bad service, rude workers—oh, and it’s DIRTY! This was my original tip. Since I wrote this, Wendy’s did a complete facelift of the restaurant, and it appears to be much cleaner. The facelift included a new manager, who is very friendly and runs a tighter ship. He may be able to whip the employees into shape.

But they still frequent the establishment.

My office is right by here, so I eat Wendys two-to-three times a year. The one thing I’ll never understand is how in the world is there always grease on the top part of my bun? Every time, [it] never fails.

3. Someone took a bite out of their to-go order.

She has a point.

Apparently, even Lady Gaga can’t help save this establishment.

THIS PLACE IS A TOURIST TRAP! Let me start with the smell. You’d think it would have a nice Italian food aroma, but I’d liken it to a gas station bathroom masked by a cheap Febreze. [I] shared two expensive meals with a friend, [which] didn’t have enough portions to feed both of us. Paid $28 for an extremely tiny “Truffle” Alfredo Linguini that had no truffle taste and instead, tasted like pasta with watered-down alfredo sauce.

Everything was wrong.

When they brought it to the table, my friends and I started laughing because its presentation was such a joke. Then we split the chicken parmesan, which tasted like a frozen meal that was microwaved. Half of the chicken was too tough to eat. Just to prove how much they’re trying to scam tourists, look at the math they did for suggested gratuity. This place is an absolute joke – not even the two pictures of Gaga on the wall make it worth the draining from your wallet.

5. A customer didn’t have a sexy experience.

That’s not too hard to ask for, right?

Hmm. [Catchy] name and that’s about it. Had [a] bunch of specials like [a] slice of pizza, salad, and drink. I opted for pepperoni and sausage and two slices were above seven dollars. It was very dry, crusty and hard to bite into. I was hoping for sexy experience but that didn’t happen tonight.”

6. A guest had to update her review because things got worse.

Yikes.

I just left the review 25 minutes ago. Unfortunately, I have to correct this. The girl who’s serving is absolutely and totally clueless, not to mention slow. Please, the owner needs to get a grip of it.

7. Someone expressed their truth.

Location is everything?

It’s Chinese food in Connell! You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit. This place is great for its location. I often look forward to coming here for dinner!

8. A customer ate dry chicken at a Thai restaurant.

To make matters worse, they were forced to split the bill.

This place sucks, and I had to split the check on my date. So weird, right? Anyways, don’t get the chicken satay, it was mad dry.

9. A guest didn’t approve the odor or the flies.

The food was bad.

This restaurant has been a constant disappointment in the four times I have gone over the past several months. I wanted to give it a try over and over because of [their] vegan options, but the vegan Ruben leaves so much to be desired.

Things got progressively worse.

The bread was untoasted, and the sandwich was just bland. It is very apparent when a dish has been poorly prepared when you have had occasion to have the same dish well executed (European Street Cafe, cough cough).

But one wonders why she kept going back.

Also, I have had to literally leave the rooftop area without ordering only two weeks ago in the middle of the day because one side of the bar reeked of garbage, and the other side was full of huge flies! Not appetizing!!! And while I do know it is the middle of summer in Florida, none of the other restaurants nearby seem to struggle with noxious odors and giant pests swarming the exposed drink garnishes. It was simply disgusting.

10. A couple had the worst experience ever.

They hated everything.