True Life: I Hate When Friends Do This…

I love my friends, but our friendship will be cut short if they continue to do this in my kitchen…

Constantly open my empty fridge, as if food will magically appear.

Or better yet get the munchies and eat all of my damn groceries.

I hate when beer bottles and empty plates are left behind.

I want to scream when a friend takes some of the food I’m eating without asking.

Spilling anything is a NO-NO…

And there’s that one friend who constantly interrupts me when I’m cooking.

Do you agree? This behavior has to stop. Either no more invites for dinner at my house or I’ll get some new friends.