We’ve all been here: You’re walking through the grocery store when you come upon the snack aisle. The wheels on you cart suddenly squeak as you reach the cookie section. “What am I going to do?” you ask yourself as your eyes scan all of the colorful packaging before you. There are so many different flavors, consistencies, brands — how is one to choose? To help you during this tough time, the stars are there to guide you. Specifically, your zodiac sign is there to lead the way.
Like those personality tests we all know and love, your zodiac sign can tell you a lot about yourself. That would explain why many of us diligently check our horoscopes every day, looking to find answers to our greatest questions. While this is certainly an art form, it’s also fun to change things up a bit as we look to make more casual decisions. And yes, we’re thinking of decisions surrounding all the food in our lives. For this specific post, we have cookies on the brain and can’t help but wonder, “If we were a cookie, what type of cookie would we be?” We’re looking up at the stars for answers…
Fortune Cookies
Sign: Aquarius
As someone who can see a world full of possibilities, you’re the best zodiac sign for the job when it comes to embodying all that a fortune cookie stands for. I mean, a fortune cookie is basically a cookie that’s been elevated to the cosmos, and what’s more Aquarius than that? Your energetic mind has what it takes to weigh all outcomes, while you’re independent spirit is perfectly in line with the uniqueness of this traditional treat.
M&M Cookies
Sign: Pisces
There’s a reason why you always see these cookies in the bakery section of your local grocery store — it’s because everyone loves them! And yes, though you might sometimes forget it amidst everything else that’s on your mind, you’re beloved too, Pisces. People come for your sweet nature, but stay for your colorful tendencies. You’re both the cookie and the M&Ms on top, an imaginative combo that the masses go for time and time again.
Triple Chocolate
Sign: Aries
The older, more intense brother of the chocolate chip cookie is the triple chocolate cookie. Featuring not just one type of chocolate, but three, this isn’t a treat for the faint of heart. It was made for those who go all in on everything they do, for the type of person who radiates intensity. We’re looking at you, Aries, a fire sign who who knows a thing or two about enthusiasm. Yes, you’re stubborn, but who isn’t when it comes to the dessert they love?
Macaron
Sign: Taurus
Ooh, you fancy, huh? The delicate, often colorful French confection that requires expertise and detail is the type of dream a Taurus has every night. It is truly a dessert fit for a romantic zodiac sign who likes to work hard and play hard. Ultimately, is there anything better than treating yourself to a sweet, quality treat after a long day? We have a feeling you wouldn’t disagree, and that you’d stand by your opinion until the end of time.
Black And White Cookies
Sign: Gemini
When thinking of a sign represented by two twins bringing together different personalities, we couldn’t help but conjure up the image of a black and white cookie. Frosted with half vanilla and half chocolate, this treat is ideal for the type of person who has trouble making decisions and sticking with them. It’s for the adaptable Gemini who gets tired of the same old thing. So why not embrace the best of both worlds?
Circus Cookies
Sign: Cancer
All cookies are comforting and there for us when our emotions run amuck, but what is the most consoling cookie of them all? Something from your childhood, of course! Immediately we recall circus cookies, the pink and white frosted animal treats covered in sprinkles. If you’re ever feeling anxious, take a moment to embrace your inner child and allow yourself to remember better times with a bite of this cookie.
Oreo
Sign: Leo
If you were to ask, “What’s the most popular cookie out there?”, we wouldn’t be afraid to take a guess and say Oreo. I mean, what other cookie has its own commercials? This star treat is no stranger to stealing the show, just like a certain zodiac sign we know. Leos are the type who are meant to shine on stage, captivating a crowd with their creative personality and warm spirit. Invite both this sign and and box of Oreos to your party, and you are golden.
Shortbread
Sign: Virgo
Shortbread cookies are a classic dessert that’s extra delicious when made preciously and patiently. If there’s anyone who’s perfect for that job, it’s a Virgo. As an analytical sign who pays attention to the little details, we bet you’d bake up a perfect shortbread. Though they are quite simple, these cookies are both neat and sweet, which are two traits this sign can certainly relate to.
Peanut Butter Blossoms
Sign: Libra
The perfect balance between peanut butter and chocolate, a combination made in heaven, this cookie is as fun to look at as it is to eat. Speaking of balance, we can’t help but think of a Libra’s desire to keep the scales level in all areas of their life. Plus, as a sign who loves to share and socialize, this cookie is the perfect match. It will also look extra pretty on a platter, and what Libra can resist that?
Compost Cookie
Sign: Scorpio
Why put just one thing in your cookie when you can put ALL THE THINGS? Grab chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, pretzels, coffee grounds, and hey —why not pull those potato chips out of the pantry? This creative cookie was made for a resourceful Scorpio who never lacks in passion. Yes, some might say that this recipe can be a little intense, but don’t mind them. You’re a natural-born leader, so you do you.
Stroopwafel
Sign: Sagittarius
If we were looking for a synonym for the word “wanderlust,” which means “a strong desire to travel,” we’d likely look to you, Scorpio. Being an open-minded, independent sign, you make the perfect travel companion. That’s why we picked out a cookie that would make you feel like you’re somewhere else every time you take a bite. We’re talking about the stroopwafel, which is a Netherlands-based dessert featuring two thin waffles surrounding caramel syrup.
Salted Chocolate Chip Cookie
Sign: CapricornÂ
Everyone can count on you, Capricorn. You’re a dependable, practical sign who values tradition. So what’s a traditional cookie that everyone can depend on to be delicious? Chocolate chip comes to mind, but not just any chocolate chip. We’re thinking about salted chocolate chip, since as a lover of all things quality, we imagine that you would appreciate how the salt beautifully brings out the flavors of the chocolate. We’d tell you not to get carried away, but we think you’ll be just fine.
