It feels like all of the intense drama that went down between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson literally just ended… or barely ended, really. It also seems like just yesterday that the two were engaged, but it’s been weeks since Grande wrote a song about Davidson being her ex, and weeks since Davidson joked about the singer in his comedy skits. Anyway, none of that matters now, because it appears that the new rumors that have been swirling around are really, actually true:
Davidson and actress Kate Beckinsale were caught making out, and we still can’t believe this relationship is really happening.
And, apparently, neither can celebrity chef Antoni Porowski (you probably recognize him from Queer Eye), because his face in the photographic proof really says it all. But before we get into that, let’s just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Davidson moved on from Grande to actress Beckinsale.
Both women are fantastic in their own right, but still… it just feels like a bit of a shock that Beckinsale would date Davidson.
How did they even meet?!
How did they get to this point where they have each other’s tongues in their mouths in public, in full view of paparazzi cameras?
We have a lot of questions.
So, for now, let’s just appreciate that Porowski’s face says it all in this picture of Davidson and Beckinsale making out in public. Here’s the picture of them kissing, quite passionately:
Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale seem like huge NHL fans based on this pic from last night's Rangers game. pic.twitter.com/mnRXO8qTh2
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) March 4, 2019
And here’s Porowski’s reaction. It’s pretty priceless:
Just get a better look at that. He’s concerned.
He’s confused.
He doesn’t know what to do:
Of course, it’s entirely possible that he hasn’t even noticed what’s happening right next to him and is instead concerned about the sports game he’s watching. But this is more entertaining.
Just a friend, third-wheeling in front of invasive cameras. What would you do?
and this pic of antoni as a big third wheeling mood!!!! pic.twitter.com/hcoPThmxJX
— samantha tomaszewski (@samanthajtom) March 4, 2019
The internet, obviously, immediately took this and went with it. Most people still can’t believe Beckinsale and Davidson are dating.
Some people are using it as an inspiring dating tale. Hey, it kind of is!
But a lot of people are just trying to figure out what is even going on. We can’t blame them.
How has Pete Davidson pulled Ariana grande and Kate beckinsale?! pic.twitter.com/8eGvEWOmqg
— meg (@meganfoot1) March 4, 2019
And then, of course, there are the memes. Twitter and Instagram made these photos of Beckinsale, Davidson, and Porowski a perfect meme that you’ll relate to.
Will Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson last? Here's what their astrology reveals. https://t.co/e0Zl6HEMy6 pic.twitter.com/BHvwhRQUSG
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 4, 2019
Basically, Porowski is the logical brain in this scenario, Beckinsale is the risk taker, and Davidson is you, just happy to go along for the ride. Makes sense.
Or you can reverse Beckinsale and Davidson. Either way, the premise is the same.
Wow, this one is very accurate. Target gets us all.
Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson looking like a momma bird and baby bird. pic.twitter.com/CpScVWUPSI
— Michael Bennett (@BennettOnAir) March 4, 2019
People are eating this up. It’s the best meme!
Thanks to Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson for summing up wedding season for me in one image. #couplegoals pic.twitter.com/alU0uZMHOZ
— Heather Colvin (@shesjustkidding) March 4, 2019
And this caption is just perfection. It’s definitely what Porowski is doing.
Antoni wondering if making homemade guacamole can help him get out of this situation pic.twitter.com/58I8gRR23L
— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) March 4, 2019
At the end of the day, let’s all agree that Porowski needs help here. He doesn’t deserve this.
Someone please save Antoni pic.twitter.com/lszZiZealR
— ash 🍉 (@StevieNicksTD) March 4, 2019
But you can’t deny that it makes for some great entertainment!
*Continues eating popcorn*
