The Internet Is Mocking Adam Levine By Comparing Him To A Chipotle Bag
Yesterday, February 3rd, America watched Maroon 5 take over the Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show with help from Travis Scott and Big Boi. Halfway through their set, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine disrobed and revealed his tatted abs. Some love it, some rolled their eyes, and some made snide (but valid) “hmm do we remember the ’04 Janet Jackson Super Bowl ~controversy~?” comments.
However, one Twitter user drew a comparison between Levine’s bod and a Chipotle bag, and we don’t think we’ll ever look at Levine the same way again.
“Adam Levine with his shirt off looks like a Chipotle bag,” a Twitter user who goes by Paige tweeted. And honestly, they’re not wrong. In fact, since posting the tweet yesterday, Paige has gotten over 9,700 likes and over 66,000 retweets. We’re all kind of in agreement with this.
The black and gray tattoos scattered about Levine’s tan-ish skin are oddly reminiscent of the doodled-covered bag that transports our butrito bowls. We hate to say it, but we’re at a payphone, trying to call home, to spread the word that Levine and the Chipotle paper bag share an aesthetic.
It’s not a bad thing, Adam! Everyone loves Chipotle… and their paper bags. It’s kind of a cute comparison. We think.
adam levine with his shirt off looks like a chipotle bag
— paige (@eminemmcflurryy) February 4, 2019
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. Are those just beans tattooed all over his chest or…?
i see it pic.twitter.com/Su2bEHlOU1
— andiezags™️ (@andiezags) February 4, 2019
Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh!
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Yeah, don’t try. You won’t be able to.
i can’t get this image out of my head
— wilhelmina slater (@philippinhoe) February 4, 2019
Wow. It’s kind of hard to tell the difference.
— whitney (@ohsowhitty) February 4, 2019
Someone had to say it. We’re glad Paige had the guts.
— emo shy guy (@CallMeKMG) February 4, 2019
All of the sudden, everything makes sense now. Our love for Chipotle has been explained.
I was wondering why my girlfriend liked it!
— kurt Savoy (@kurt_savoy) February 4, 2019
Chipotle even gave Paige’s tweet a retweet. But the real question is — will Adam?
This tweet wins the internet today!!! pic.twitter.com/d9eBo9PrzP
— NH (@nhpaints) February 4, 2019
Some argue that Levine looks less like a Chipotle bag and more like a comic book villain. Yeah, we see that, too.
Also.. pic.twitter.com/WU6TABlQNz
— Jose (@denzokolo) February 4, 2019
Especially with that blast of fire behind him. Yeesh.
adam levine shirtless looks like a DCEU super villain pic.twitter.com/ML1cDE9Zku
— issybubu (@issypilled) February 4, 2019
A lot of us were just glad that shirt came off because, um, it wasn’t pretty. Sorry!
The best part of the Superbowel half time show was Adam Levine taking his shirt off. Not because of the fact that he was shirtless but because that shirt was fucking hideous.
— Krista Longobardi (@KristaLongo) February 4, 2019
But also, we’re still a little peeved about the double standard. Ahem, we’ll say it again — Janet Jackson in ’04, people!
#JusticeForJanet #ChipotleBagTatsDontCountAsAShirt
So Adam Levine can perform shirtless but Janet Jackson can’t? This is so very wrong haha. #PepsiHalftime
— I am me (@atari2600yeah) February 4, 2019
If you missed the Maroon 5 Halftime Show featuring Travis Scott and Big Boi, check it out below. Keep your eyes peeled for a pretty rad Spongebob meme.
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIwkhEqVq4s"]Oh, and also remind yourself that that is Adam Levine dancing, not a Chipotle bag flying around in the wind. Okay, sorry. We’ll stop.
Listen, there are worse things Levine could be compared to. He should be honored to be compared to a Chipotle bag, right?
