Oh, the things we would do to be Cardi B on Mother’s Day. The breakfast… the Birkins (yes, plural)… the seafood feast. Cardi B was treated to a day filled with ah-mah-zing food, and a lot of it. We’re talking mimosas, lobster tails, potatoes, crab, mojitos, salad, more crab — enough food to feed an entire stadium of Cardi B fans. It looks like husband Offset did the most. We hope he also brought some doggy bags.
Cardi’s first Mother’s Day began with an incredible breakfast spread. Offset presented her with hundreds of roses, and a make-your-own mimosa station. That alone would have made us marry him all over again.
There were also pans and pans of prepared food on the stove — fingerling potatoes, sautéed broccoli rabe with tomatoes, stewed summer squash, some sort of meat. And that’s just what’s on the stove! The breakfast table outside was loaded up with seafood, salads, grilled lemon, and all the sauces one could ever want.
We can only hope that the entire neighborhood was on the guest list to attend Cardi and Offset’s Mother’s Day brunch. If not, our fingers are crossed that they have a big enough fridge to fit all those leftovers.
When breakfast was done, Cardi flew out to perform in South Carolina. When she got there, yet another seafood feast was waiting for her backstage.
Crab legs, crawfish, sausage, shrimp, and corn on the cob that spelled out “KULTURE” across the table. Okay, fine, Offset. You win!
Cardi is going to have to go all out for Father’s Day come June 16th. He got her food and designer bags. Perhaps she’ll gift him food and a Lamborghini.
If we were Cardi B, Mother’s Day would be our favorite holiday, too. We’d be like, “Keep the crawfish coming, people!”
Mother’s Day has officially became my favorite holiday!
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 13, 2019
Yeah, but… Have you seen her breakfast?
And although she was surrounded by enough to experience sensory overload, Cardi was still in full mom mode. “Take that out of your mouth,” she orders Kulture at the end of this snippet.
“Take that out your mouth” ❤️
— 💛 Mini InquisitorMaster 💛 (@Minialexcomedyy) May 12, 2019
Awwwwww I’m crying of cuteness
It’s Mother’s Day, Kulture. You must listen to Mom.
The mom jumped RIGHT OUT 😂
— BoomCack Blue 💙 (@SecretDivva) May 12, 2019
Since giving birth to Kulture in July 2018, Cardi B has fully embraced motherhood. In fact, her mom content is some of the purest stuff on the internet.
After a week of only saying papa !She saying mama! Happy 7 months Kulture ! We love you @OffsetYRN @HennessyCB #michellemelo pic.twitter.com/ZX0TFU7xyN
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) February 11, 2019
We’re just picturing Cardi weeping about Kulture for no reason and we ~love~ it. Honestly, this visual could make us cry.
Moms,do ya ever start crying randomly when ya think about ya babies?😩cause Lord I be like 😭😭😭
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 10, 2019
Their mother-daughter bond is tight. Cardi just wants to hang with Kulture all the time.
Lmaaaaoooooo I be like damn when she taking a nap then I be like I miss you wake up 😂😂😩 https://t.co/JxJJWzXUTi
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 10, 2019
Except when she has to cut Kulture’s nails. It’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
“Bro this is weird. i gave birth to another Hennessy,” Cardi captioned an April Instagram. We see it.
We get it. The obsession is real.
I know I know ya tired of me talking bout my kid but I’m just like obsessed with her 😩😈My beautiful baby girl I can’t believe I made her and she’s all mine 😍🥰🥰😘😘oooo yea and her daddy😅😅😅50/50.
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 5, 2019
But how can you not be obsessed with a tiny human this cute? She just loves her dad and that freaking spoon!
We love her ❤️ pic.twitter.com/55l0xLZEO4
— CARDI B AND QUEEN (@cardibandqueen) May 5, 2019
Cardi’s first Mother’s Day went off without a hitch. And you know what they say — the family that eats seafood all day (every day) together stays together.
Happy belated Mother’s Day to Cardi B. If you need somewhere to send your leftovers, hit us up for our address.