Kylie Jenner threw boyfriend Travis Scott a “gas station”-themed birthday party last night, April 30th, and really went all out with the details. There was a convenience store selling Travis Scott/Cactus Jack merch, a tattoo stand, and a huge Air Jordan cake (that actually had a pretty creepy detail on it).
Although little Stormi is much too young to participate in her parents’ festivities, she did make an appearance. If you look close, there’s a tiny cake-version of Stormi Webster climbing up the laces of that Air Jordan cake.
And honestly — she kind of looks a little scary.
Listen, it must be difficult to sculpt a baby out of fondant, especially a baby that is on everyone’s Insta feeds on the daily. No pressure or anything. So, we can’t say we’re really surprised that sugar Stormi doesn’t look exactly like real Stormi.
But, um… sugar Stormi looks way more like a Cabbage Patch Kid than an actual baby. Again, we’re not judging. We’re just saying. Plus, the wall of disembodied legs behind the entire situation isn’t lessening the “creep factor” by any means.
Luckily, it’s the thought that counts. And Scott seemingly loved the thought that Jenner put into his birthday cake.
“Oh my god,” is right, Travis. That is truly a cake and a half.
Just don’t look too long at that Stormi figurine. Otherwise you’ll start seeing:
It’s fine. It’s totally fine.
Uhhhhhh that’s what stormi looks like???
— My Kicks (@MyKicksDC) May 1, 2019
The Kardashian-Jenner family is seemingly all about fondant figurines when it comes to birthday cakes. Kourtney Kardashian rang in her 40th birthday earlier this month with a fondant replica of a recent Poosh photoshoot.
Kourtney Kardashian's NSFW 40th birthday cake proves she is, in fact, very interesting to look at https://t.co/M4H4pn6616 pic.twitter.com/QyijIcge9j
— Yahoo Life (@yahoolife) April 19, 2019
Her cake was also really extra. As was the Astroworld roller coaster cake Travis got for his birthday last year.
For being one of the most famous families in the world, one would think they could get someone to sculpt fondant ~a little bit~ better than all of the above examples. Sorry, but, it’s true.
The Stormi/Air Jordan cake wasn’t the only birthday cake Scott was gifted yesterday. He also received a surprise sheet cake from Jonah Hill.
Hill had his face put on the cake with a speech bubble that read, “Happy Birthday Travis. We Love You.”
And then they shared some love on Instagram. Everything is weird, and yet, everything is right.
@jonahhill / Instagram
The rest of Scott’s birthday celebrations seemed like a heck of a good time. His gas station party was star studded.
Both he and Jenner got tattoos. Perhaps matching?
And guests could pick up some sweet Travis-related merchandise on the way out. There were Astroworld shirts, “Scott” paper towels, and Hennessy Slurpees.
We’re so mad that our invite got lost in mail. Looks like we’ll just have to RSVP early to next year’s b-day bash.
Then again, if we’re going to have to come face-to-face with another scary fondant creature pulled from the imagination of a Kardashian/Jenner, we might just have to pass. We’ll also definitely pass if we have to enter the party through someone’s mouth.
What can we say? We scare easily…
