Look, we get it — when your cumulative family worth is well into the billions, you might not do the normal stuff everyone else does, like eat candy. While the proletariat snacks on garbage sweets and eats bowls of cereal — with milk! mind blown! — the Kardashian-Jenner clan are only now getting around to eating the sludge of the barbarian working class.
What am I saying? Kendall Jenner has literally never eaten a Hershey’s Kiss. I don’t know about you, but I can put away an entire bag of those if I’m not careful. I’m not sure Kendall and I could be, you know, friends if she weren’t willing to share my chocolates with me.
Yep, on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, it was revealed that Kendall had never had a Hersey’s Kiss. How, I beg to know, can one be so abundant in riches and so poverty-stricken in chocolate? Even big sister Khloe was alarmed by this shocking confession, saying, “That’s crazy.”
Riveting stuff, you guys. We know.
Even weirder: Khloe lets this abomination go! Like, no biggie at all. After Kendall admits she’s never had a Hersey’s Kiss, the convo just…. ends. Not only do they both apparently have the self-discipline of saints — these candies are made to be eaten by the mouthful! — but Kendall should be meditating on what life even is without the most delicious chocolates!
Just watch this weirdness:
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTfiIWPP1gs"]What do you think? Bonkers or totally normal? This isn’t the first time the Kardashian-Jenners have shared their strange, extremely disciplined, or wildly privileged foodie opinions with the world.
Remember the time Kylie Jenner, the world’s first “self-made billionaire,” discovered the simple pleasure of a bowl of cereal — WITH MILK? What had she been doing with the cereal before? Eating it dry?
There’s also the time that Kendall Jenner admitted she drinks about 12 cups of tea a day.
She seemed to be referencing detox tea, which means maybe this was in return for a paycheck. Now, that might have been an exaggeration, but when you’re drinking tea all day, I guess you have no room for chocolate?
.@KendallJenner drinks about 12 cups of detox tea a day: http://t.co/YN8A4dwKn2
— The Cut (@TheCut) September 25, 2014
They do have room for food fights, though. Remember the time they smushed cupcakes onto one another’s faces like:
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0XJx6Qo1fE"]Then there’s Kourtney, who would likely never be caught eating a piece of chocolate. Remember her avocado pudding? As she told E News, she goes to town on probiotics, avo pudding with algae, bone broth, and MCT oil. Oh, and she abides by a dairy- and gluten-free diet.
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jL06EyC9E"]Oh, and placenta. She wants to eat a placenta, too.
Then, over at Kim and Kanye’s house, they do something extra special (in addition to having a chef come over every day to whip up their meals for them). They eat super healthily and see a nutritionist “who changes [their] diet every 10 days.” Sounds… exciting?
They also get super wastey-face off of just a few ounces of wine. Look at Kendall losing it, cracking up at this wine-tasting.
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dSarfS0xOQ"]Kim has said that her last meal choice would be a New York Pizza. Of course, like a god among the people, she floats into a New York pizzeria to order some nosh. It wasn’t good enough, though, so they go to another pizza.
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5dyrzUN9GQ"]Over on Cooking With Kylie, Kylie and Khloe get together to make burgers.
The whole video is bizarre because they seem either drunk or confused about why they’re there.
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIQAgnrdRTM"]Khloe is a lot more interested in COOKIES, though.
Khloe likes to be “crazy” and “organize-obsessed” with her Double-Stuffed Oreo’s. So, what does she do? She buys huge jars from Target and manically stuffs them with Oreo’s in a geometric pattern.
[fm_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXU2E7BQ7Lg"]She apparently does this once a month.
But let’s be honest, we’ll never really know how the one percent eats. They could eat french fries and hot garbage covered in caviar for all we know.
Or, maybe, just maybe, they really are just like us: They do their best with healthy eating, have food quirks like anyone else, and have a private chef make all their food.
