The world is turning into a strange place. On May 3rd, Facebook user Sameer Jafri uploaded a photo that, in our opinion, is not safe for work, not safe for home, and should be deleted off the face of the planet. Jafri asked his Facebook friends if they, too, peel their chicken nuggets. Um — are you kidding? Are you actually kidding, Sameer?
No, he’s not. “Do y’all peel your nuggets?” Jafri asked in a nonchalant manner, as if he wasn’t going to get any backlash from this. Boy, was he wrong.
Since May 3rd, Jafri’s post has been shared over 20,000 times and has garnered over 9,500 comments, ranging from “Bro…. this right here makes me sick” to “You uncultured swine.” His post has been shared by multiple sites over several social media platforms, and the comments just keep getting better. Jafri successfully caused the internet to collectively freak out over naked nuggets, and he’s seemingly unfazed.
Just imagine the time it must take to peel the breading off each and every chicken nugget. Does he eat the breading pieces one by one, or does he shovel them into his mouth by the handful? Are the sauces for both the breading and the nuggets? And finally, WHY?
Like we said, the visual isn’t pretty. Spare your loved ones if it’s not too late.
— Ulises 🇲🇽😃 (@Xusess) May 9, 2019
How does one even devise this plan? And for what purpose?
There’s no rhyme or reason to it. Those bare nugs are making us uncomfortable.
— Chef Mike Haracz 🍔🍟🍕🌮🥓 (@Mike_Haracz) May 10, 2019
Sorry, Sameer. But things aren’t looking good for you.
Who ever does this is a murderer 🤷🏾♂️
— THEHUMANiPOD (@CuddyRex) May 9, 2019
You don’t happen to own black Air Force Ones, do you? Just asking.
Jafri might just want to lay low for a while. Otherwise, he may just get a “good smack.”
There's photos going around of some dude peeling his Chicken Nuggets and I am never one to suggest violence, but someone needs a good smack.
— Klein Felt (@TheKleinFelt) May 10, 2019
The votes are officially in. Jafri is a monster.
But lucky for him, he’s not the only monster out there. Peeling chicken nuggets is seemingly… a thing.
DOG. IVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE DAY 1!
— s💉 (@squints) May 5, 2019
Well, we just assume there is no slap in doing this. No slap, whatsoever.
In fact, people have been publicly calling out their friends for peeling nuggets for years. Savage.
Lainee Fox is a disgusting human being for peeling the skin off of her chicken nuggets before eating it....
— chey (@cheyanedecotea1) July 27, 2017
Friends don’t let friends peel chicken nuggets. But if they do, they scold them.
MY FRIEND DOES THIS I SCOLD HER EVERYTIME
— becca (@cIxncy) May 6, 2019
SOS. We’re having a fast food emergency.
Perhaps… Perhaps this was Jafri…
It looks like Jafri didn’t get the memo from 2016. Peeling chicken nuggets is a crime. And if you do the crime and post it to social media, you’re going to serve the time (getting harassed for your chicken nugget beliefs).
Like, we’re usually all about the “you do you” mentality. But this? This is just too heinous.
