There is nothing better than coming home after a long day and digging into a pint of ice cream. It’s basically therapy, right? Especially in the summer, and especially if your apartment doesn’t have A/C. The only problem is…what flavor should you pick next time you find yourself in that dreamy grocery store aisle? As we prep our next shopping list, we’re looking to the stars for advice. Specifically, we’re taking a look at which ice cream flavor we are, based on our zodiac sign.
Whether you’re a fun and flirty sign who wants to be in the spotlight at all times, or are more of a responsible and reliable personality, there is an ice cream flavor out there for you. Plus, the best thing about ice cream is that you can always customize it to your liking, so that flavor of yours is just the beginning.
Now grab an ice cream scoop and let’s get going!
Flavor: Peanut Butter Cup
Having an Aquarius ice cream without a surprise inside? Anarchy! As an independent sign who values originality, your ice cream would have to be as unique as you are. Hiding peanut butter cups inside ice cream to give your friends a fun bite every time? That’s all you, and then some.
Your friendly demeanor is what makes you a beloved face amongst those who know you. You’re kinda like Neapolitan ice cream, in that there’s something there for everyone to enjoy. No matter what your friends and family need, you’re there for them — whether they’re craving chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry.
Flavor: Rocky Road
If you’re looking for an ice cream that’s as intense as you are, look no further than Rocky Road. Though it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, those who love Rocky Road are passionate about this ice cream — some might even say stubborn. Plus, after a long day of being the boss, Rocky Road has everything you could want in a treat.
Flavor: Cookies and Cream
Ever the extravagant one, Taurus, you need an ice cream that’s going to make you feel like you died and went to dessert heaven. Cookies and cream is the best of both words — you’ve got your cookies and you’ve got your cream. Bonus points if you eat this with a rose gold spoon.
In your world, things are either black or white. There are no grey areas. Much like pistachio ice cream, people either love it or hate it. But in the end, you come out of top, as you’re a refined person who spends a lot of time thinking things through. A sophisticated ice cream for a sophisticated mind, perhaps?
Flavor: Cookie Dough
Let’s be real. You need an ice cream you can drown your emotions in. As someone who has the emotional depth of the ocean, it’s important that you remember to find comfort in the little things. After all, you tend to be a creature of comfort. That’s why we imagine cookie dough ice cream being perfect for you.
Flavor: Birthday Cake
Since you live life like every day is your birthday, birthday cake-flavored ice cream is your frozen dessert soulmate. It’s fun, flavorful, and always steals the spotlight. If you want to stand out (and we know you do), then this is the ice cream flavor for you. And don’t forget the cherry on top!
Flavor: Vanilla Bean
You’re a practical person with classic sensibilities, so we could easily see you being compatible with vanilla ice cream. It’s a reliable flavor that has a loyal following, but keep in mind: you’re not here for an ordinary vanilla ice cream. You want the good stuff, something filled to the brim with rich, fresh vanilla bean.
To keep things running smoothly and balanced, you wouldn’t show up to an ice cream party with a flavor other than chocolate. It’s a go-to that simultaneously appeals to those who like the finer things in life. Decadence and a given crowd-pleaser? This is where you work your magic.
Flavor: Bourbon Ice Cream
Sugary-sweet ice creams aren’t your forte. Instead, you prefer something deep, dark, intense — the type of ice cream that defines your passionate nature. A straight-up bourbon flavor is ideal for you. It’s unlike all the others and isn’t afraid of the darker side of the ice cream world. Cheers!
To satiate your constant wanderlust, we give you an ice cream that will instantly transport you to an exotic destination. Perhaps your independent soul will want to hop on a plane to Southern Asia, the mango’s native home? (Sorry in advance if this ice cream costs you a plane ticket or two. We promise the Instagrams will be worth it.)
If your friends were to describe you, the one word they’d choose is “responsible.” You’re not the type to splurge on a cone covered in sprinkles and fudge sauce and cherries. I mean, imagine the stains that could result! Instead, you prefer a classic flavor like coffee, one that will pump you up, not slow you down.
Perhaps we’re all due for an ice cream date under the stars?