How You Can Get Wasted Without Wasting Money at Applebee’s

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Oops, they did it again. Every month, Applebee’s surprises its customers with a hot deal you can’t possibly resist. It’s time to say so long to the $1 Bahama Mamas and helloooooo to $2 vodka lemonades. 

Why the sudden increase in price, you may ask? Well, honey, if you want the Absolut best alcohol, you’re going to have to dig in your purse for those few extra quarters. Like, it’s still two freaking dollars, Karen, it’s not going to kill you.

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Oh yeah, and did I mention that this deal is for the ENTIRE MONTH OF MARCH?! Every day, every hour Applebee’s is open. That’s right, it might be 10 am, but we all know a Susan who’s downing the deal. Let’s be real, we are all Susan.

Bonus, the chain offers half-priced appetizers in the afternoons (check your location for details) so you can have ALL THE DEALS. Be your own boss and buy yourself that $2 vodka lemonade because dammit Eileen you deserve it.

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