1. When you order something off the menu because it looks bomb and it turns out to be bomb.com/lemmegetanotherorder.
2. You just got into an argument with bae right before you got to the restaurant, but you’re not letting that stop you from stuffing your face. Oh, and you’re not even going to pretend to reach for the bill.
3. When you’re working all day and forget to take a lunch so you stop by a buffet on your way home for a light snack, an amuse bouche if you will.
4. N E T F L I X and chill, party of one.
5. When the couple a few tables down is having a heated whisper argument and you get caught staring. Like, my bad, y’all shouldn’t have been so obvious
6. When they ask you if you want an order of fries and decline then proceed to eat theirs, oops.
7. Your friend’s boyfriend’s old friend from college brings up politics and you just really couldn’t be bothered.
8. When you’re contently eating alone, minding your own business, basking in the glory of solitude.
9. When you’re eating your feelings and then some, and then maybe a little more just to be safe.
10. This is for when you have the munchies cause you “accidentally” ate your roommate’s medical chocolate covered coffee beans even though they were clearly labeled.
