I’ll just leave this here.
they may look like two carros but they tasted like dog spray when i lick them ok pic.twitter.com/3Gxw4FIiz0
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) April 10, 2016
Pumpkins…always coming in clutch.
Eating unripe pumbkin can kill you if you get distracted while munching on it and walk off a cliff or some thing
— Pumpkin Facts (@BestPumpkinFact) October 13, 2017
I never knew how wise quinces were until now.
love is a good idea
— Quince Facts (@quincefacts) January 7, 2018
I can think of a couple reasons.
why have a sugar daddy when you can have a garlic daddy?
— Garlic Facts (@RealGarlicFacts) October 11, 2017
So many questions.
if you spell “cabbage” but change all of the “a” to “o” it will say “cobbobo” i feel so alone
— Cabbage Facts (@realcabbagefact) January 9, 2018
Potatoes keep it real.
Patoto Fact: Potato will treat you right, unlike your boyfriend Jessica for the love of god open your eyes he’s using you
— Potato Facts (@potatefact) April 12, 2017
All around me are familiar faces…
new year new me pic.twitter.com/HgfhWQ5McY
— Real Lemon Fact (@RealLemonFact) January 1, 2018
The newest bop.
Don’t trust a beet, never trust a beet, won’t trust a beet, won’t trust me
— Beet Facts (@realbeetfact) January 6, 2018
If there’s caramel involved, we may have to talk.
A Butterfinger a day is way more tasty than an apple 😉
— Butterfinger (@Butterfinger) January 10, 2018
Who is she?
The best way to ring in the new year is to buy a cabbage at the store and then cry silently in the shower
— Cabbage Facts (@realcabbagefact) December 29, 2017
Truth.
My Skittles dispenser is broken. #BadDaysin5Words
— Skittles (@Skittles) January 3, 2018
Tacos deserve an education.
What day is it
— Sad Taco (@The_Sad_Taco_) March 7, 2017
Pineapples will do anything to get on your good side.
YOU GOT THIS BUD YOU CAN DO IT
— positive pineapple (@positvepineappl) January 12, 2018
Not sure if I should believe them or not.
don’t take medicine… eat jackfruit
— Jack Fruit (@jackfruit_facts) January 3, 2018
The limit does not exist.
how much pulp
— Grapefruit Facts (@grapefruit_fact) October 22, 2017
Hello, friend.
hi
— lettuce (@picsoflettuce) November 10, 2017
Everyone needs a positive pie in their life.
make time for the things you love doing. prioritise your happiness, and ensure that you have a healthy work/life balance 💗
— positive pie (@positivitypie) September 27, 2017
Hired.
here is my resume
name: brownie
experience: brownie (1982-present)
awards/acknowledgments: nothing— Brownie Facts (@BrownieFacts) November 19, 2017
Cabbage back at it again with the killer tweets!
One two
Buckle my shoe
Three four
I bought a cabbage at the store
Five six
I am sick
Seven eight
Take your cabbage on a date
Nine ten
I died— Cabbage Facts (@realcabbagefact) January 4, 2017
