What Type Of Hot Cocoa You’d Be, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

December 07, 2018

‘Tis the season to drink gallons and gallons of hot chocolate! Whether you like your cocoa frozen or piping hot, with marshmallows or whipped cream (or both), or with added flavors galore, there is a hot chocolate out there for everyone. But which hot cocoa is the perfect match for you? Let’s use our zodiac signs to help us see the light.

So far, our sun signs have helped us figure out what mac and cheese we need in our lives, what cookie is our match made in heaven, and even what holiday cookie we’d be for this time of the year. That’s right — we don’t mess around when it comes to astrology and all the different things it can tell us. And just in time for the holidays, we have our sights set on hot chocolate.

Spiked Hot Chocolate

Sign: Aries

If there’s one zodiac sign out there who appreciates a bit of a kick, it’s you, Aries. That’s exactly why we can picture you adding a shot of rum to your cup of chocolate. Time to take the holidays up a notch!

Nutella Hot Cocoa

Sign: Taurus

What could possibly be more decadent than hot cocoa? Hot cocoa paired with Nutella — that’s what. In this realm of luxury is where a Taurus thrives. It’s all about quality over quantity.

White Hot Chocolate

Sign: Gemini

Thanks to your fearless personality, you aren’t afraid to try something new and different (even if others are wary). With this in mind, we think you’d pave the way with white hot chocolate as your perfect holiday pairing.

S’Mores Hot Cocoa

Sign: Leo

You always have to outdo everyone, don’t you, Leo? But we still love you anyway. Just like we love hot chocolate covered in toasted marshmallows and a sprinkling of graham cracker crumbs.

Chai Hot Chocolate

Sign: Cancer

To comfort every corner of your soft soul, we want you to warm up with some chai hot chocolate. Complete with all the spices that remind you of cozying up by the fire, this cocoa is everything you need to make you feel warm and lovely.

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Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate

Sign: Virgo

A basic and trustworthy favorite, salted caramel hot chocolate is a cocoa that’s an instant classic. You can pick it up when you’re at Starbucks, or you can buy some caramel syrup and splash it into your favorite hot chocolate. It’s easy-peasy!

Raspberry Hot Cocoa

Sign: Libra

Raspberry hot cocoa is pink and oh-so-sweet. The raspberry flavoring pairs perfectly with the chocolate, which is something a Libra would surely appreciate. Add a fresh raspberry on top of your whipped cream for some extra glam.

Mexican Hot Chocolate

Sign: Scorpio

Can’t handle the heat? Stay out of a Scorpio’s kitchen. That would explain why we think Mexican hot chocolate is your ideal cocoa companion. To take your holiday celebrations to the next level, add some extra cayenne (we know you will anyway).

Black Cherry Hot Cocoa

Sign: Sagittarius

Staying away from your average hot chocolate, Sagittarius would likely go for a sweet drink that makes them stand out from the crowd. Yet, we still want to keep these flavors refined — hence the black cherry addition.

Plain Hot Cocoa

Sign: Capricorn

Capricorns are known for sticking to what works. That’s why plain hot cocoa would be their go-to (maybe with some mini marshmallows if they’re feeling extra crazy). Also, a Cap would probably make this with milk instead of water, because they know what’s good.

Sea Salt Hot Chocolate

Sign: Aquarius

Pairing sea salt with hot chocolate to create an innovative dessert drink (which you can share with savory and sweet lovers alike) is 100% an Aquarius idea. It’s a little bit “out there,” but is something you can easily share with a diverse crowd of friends.

Cookies And Cream Hot Cocoa

Sign: Pisces

Ever the lovable zodiac sign, we couldn’t imagine anything other than cookies and cream hot cocoa for a Pisces — especially since it’s a pretty imaginative beverage. Cookies, cream, and cocoa? What more could you ask for?