The Shadiest Restaurant Scams That Almost Went Undetected

Restaurants really thought they could get away with these shady scams!

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We don’t know what we ever did to deserve being scammed, but some of us have fallen into some pretty hilarious restaurant traps. Whether you’ve been underserved, overcharged, or left feeling downright duped, we feel your pain. Consequently, we scoured Reddit for the shadiest of restaurant scams. And honestly, we’re not sure how some institutions get away with this stuff.

These ridiculous restaurant scams will infuriate you and then make you laugh uncontrollably.

1. If you like your fries with a side of disappointment.

Oh wow, a huge bucket of French fries!… Nevermind, there’s a huge paper ball inside taking up the entire space. Tastes like sweet, sweet disappointment
byu/MaiasaLiger inassholedesign

Pardon, but there seems to be a balled-up piece of paper underneath my six French fries? Oh, that’s supposed to be there? Oh, um…

2. Something isn’t adding up.

Restaurant almost got me with their Suggestive Gratuity.
byu/DevinAlMighty inassholedesign

We were never the brightest in our math class. However, we sense something is amiss with the suggestive tips.

3. It finally sucks to be a man!

Restaurant I ate at in Kansas City, Missouri charged more on the buffet if just all men were ordering
byu/Hendog2016 inassholedesign

Okay, ladies. New rule: all men must pay an additional $2.00 to do anything.

4. When you definitely don’t get what you pay for.

Salt and Pepper mills, made to look like they’re full. Tablespoon for comparison.
byu/DSYNI inassholedesign

Wouldn’t it make more sense to put the salt and pepper in smaller containers?

Why go through the extra effort to pull the wool over our eyes?

5. This fine print is soooo shady.

This sign at a restaurant in Martha’s Vineyard that I just saw.
by inassholedesign

Do our eyes deceive us? Or is this restaurant deceiving us?

6. What is this, a hotel mini bar?

My local restaurant places 2 water bottles on the table without saying anything. In case you drink, you pay for it, even though you have not ask for it.
byu/marashell inassholedesign

No. Just tap water. No, please — just tap water.

7. Is that…is that guilt floating in our soda cup?

Only in America would a restaurant display on the wall that they don’t pay their staff enough to live on
byu/M7plusoneequalsm8 inpics

The use of “survive” here is wigging us out.

If it wasn’t for us…we don’t even want to know what would happen.

8. Um, we are not blind.

Just flipping the seafood pancake photo instead of taking a photo of the vegetable pancake
byu/um_N0PE inassholedesign

Plus, they’re both called Ji Ji Mi. We have a strange feeling there is actually no difference between the pancakes in the picture nor in real life.

9. Sir, this is just a head of lettuce. Sir? Sir!

A “Caesar salad” at Red Robin
byu/pb7555 inmildlyinfuriating

Do they expect us to just pick those things up and dip them into that dressing?

Because that’s exactly how we would eat this, just to spite them.

10. This is either evil or genius. We’re not yet sure.

Deliberately hiding your restaurants B health rating with your brunch ad.
byu/FlamingWarPig inassholedesign

Honestly, kudos. This B-rated restaurant deserves an A for effort.

11. There are only three tipping options in this world: 20%, 25%, or 99%.

Not against tipping, but option 3 is aggresive.
byu/unyoushual inassholedesign

No offense, but we feel…attacked.

12. Straws bad. Plastic cutlery good.

“Straw Free” but overloading on plastic cutlery.
byu/DropTopNardi inmildlyinteresting

The people in charge *must* see the irony in this sign.

They must!

13. Why? Just…why?

This caused a lot of confusion at the restaurant I was in last week.
byu/no_thats_not_my_name inassholedesign

At the monthly staff meeting:

“Hey gang, I have an idea. Let’s make life harder for our customers.”

14. The old same size, different plate trick.

Side salad vs full sized salad
byu/MF10R3R inassholedesign

It wasn’t love, it wasn’t love. It was a perfect illusion (perfect illusion).

15. And the old same size, different glass trick.

Difference between a small and a large beer
byu/Obito_GF inassholedesign

It was a perfect illusion. Somewhere in all the confusion.

16. Trippy, dude.

This restaurant’s water is kept in a foggy glass bottle to make it look like condensation from the cold, but the water is actually lukewarm.
byu/LRiver inassholedesign

Our senses would be boggled.

And then we would be mad.

17. No, no, no, no!

This tablet at Olive Garden prompts you with this if you hit Play on one of the games. The purchase price is listed smaller the big Let’s Play button. All a kid has to do is press and you’re charged.
byu/VengeancExZero inassholedesign

That feeling of panic is so tangible.

It’s sadly something we’ve all experienced.

18. Now, wait a minute —

TIL after complaints that their “footlong” sub was 11 inches long, Subway said, “With regards to the size of the bread and calling it a footlong, ‘Subway Footlong’ is a registered trademark as a descriptive name for the sub sold in Subway Restaurants and not intended to be a measurement of length.”
byu/LaDiDaDiDaSlobOnMeKn intodayilearned

Okay, we agree that this is frustrating.

However, on the flip side, who brings a measuring utensil with them to a Subway?

19. When they give you the calorie count but not the price.

This restaurant leaves out the price of the desert, and you have to ask a server for the price of each individual item
byu/WaaWaa4Evah inassholedesign

What is the price of this one? And also this one? And also this one?

20. Did the fortune come true, or…?

Why I don’t eat fortune cookies…
byu/MightyMase04 inassholedesign

Sad. Just…sad.

21. A good case of false advertising.

https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/arnz93/i_thought_this_was_a_gordon_ramsey_restaurant/

This week on Kitchen Nightmares…

22. Now you see it, now you don’t: Reversed

Restaurant leaves 2 water which they put in bamboo holders which hide the price of a 6 dollar water
byu/xd-theworst inassholedesign

Shady AF.

And also, where do you get off charging $6 for water?

23. You thought you were smart, huh?

Customers who request less ice get less soda, even though it costs the company more money to supply the ice than the soda (and the ice machine is cleaned far less frequently)
byu/RushLocates inassholedesign

We see what you’re trying to do there by ordering “no ice.” We won’t stand for it.

24. Enjoy your “garden salad.”

The salad this restaurant gave me.
byu/Po1sonator inmildlyinfuriating

It’s made with the best iceberg lettuce. And the finest of shredded carrots. So…enjoy!

25. How to properly upset the entire internet.

Local Chinese restaurant has a candy machine with M&M’s and Skittles mixed. I feel betrayed by humanity.
byu/Pat_The_Dingus inmildlyinfuriating

Sure, they look the same. But they are definitely not of the same candy species. And don’t think you can hide, jelly beans. We see you.

26. How do you install AdBlocker on a fortune cookie?

This ad for gum in my fortune cookie
byu/karbrarian inassholedesign

If you’re going to do someone dirty like that, at least give them a coupon. Agreed?

27. When you’re better off staying home…

Ordered the Brisket Nachos. Got a pound of Kraft Singles.
byu/devmikale inmildlyinfuriating

Kraft Singles should *never* be melted onto tortilla chips, especially in a restaurant setting. Did they even bother taking the plastic off?

28. Is there cheese, or not?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/b26ccb/the_name_and_tagline_of_this_restaurant/

We guess the only way to find out is to send your lactose intolerant friend in there and see what happens.

Sorry, pal.

29. When the restaurant wants you to “chew and screw.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/90r9z7/server_came_and_took_his_platewhile_he_was_still/

Looks like you’re kind of done. Want the check? Here, take the check.

Please, take the check!

30. The lowest of all lows.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/8xj7tv/restaurants_that_serve_cold_butter_causing_the/

Are you trying to make us cry?

What’s your end game, restaurant?

31. You…want me to pay money for this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/a9twvx/i_ordered_the_salad_at_the_fanciest_restaurant_in/

This is a joke, right? It’s not funny, but this has to be a joke. Right?!

If you have evidence of a restaurant scam you’ve witnessed, please share.

They’re so bad, yet so good.

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