Here’s What Mac ‘N Cheese You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

September 25, 2018

There’s a reason why we love our zodiac signs — they’re basically like cosmic personality quizzes, telling us everything we need to know about who we are and why we do the things we do. Though our signs can tell us some important info (horoscopes, anyone?),  it’s also fun to play around with how astrology can affect other parts of our lives. And yes, we’re specifically referring to the foods we eat and the drinks we gulp.

Have you ever wondered what type Starbucks drink you’d be, based on your zodiac sign? What about your ice cream soulmate? The dinner recipe the stars want you to make tonight? How about mac ‘n cheese? When it comes to the latter, we’ve got you covered with this article all about macaroni and cheese. From mac ‘n cheese soup to grilled mac, all of our bases have been covered. (And don’t worry — we didn’t forget about Kraft!)

Now dig in to some cheese, cheese, and more cheese!

Mac ‘N Cheese Balls

Sign: Aquarius

If anyone is going to take mac ‘n cheese to the next level, it’s you — especially in the name of sharing with friends. I mean, why eat plain old mac by yourself when you can eat it in ball form with your fellow comfort food lovers? It’s way more fun, and in the process, it makes your imagination feel like it’s on fire. Bonus points will be awarded if you come up with a creative dipping sauce for your spherical cheese creations.

 

Baked Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Pisces

Who doesn’t love baked mac ‘n cheese? Who doesn’t love Pisces? The answer to both: No one in their right mind. Like a homemade baked mac ‘n cheese fresh from the oven, Pisces is beloved by all other zodiac signs. Thanks to their kind, gentle nature, many find solace in the fishes’ company and often look to them for comfort — just like you would with this cheesy, breadcrumb-y pasta dish.

Hatch Chile Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Aries

Aries is truly the spice of life, so of course we’d compare thee to a mac ‘n cheese that contains a bit of a kick. With your confidence and courage, you break through any and all of life’s challenges that present themselves — just like the hatch Chile does when popping through the cheddar flavor of this mac. If you’re looking for a dish that gets your blood pumping, look no further than this Aries-esque meal.

Lobster Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Taurus

When looking through mac ‘n cheese recipes for inspiration, we knew that we’d have to find something luxurious enough for a Taurus. That’s because this sign never does anything half-assed. It’s all or nothing for a Taurus, which is exactly what brought us to lobster mac. This seriously creamy, decadent dish was made for a Taurus who lives by these three words: treat ‘yo self. Pass the artisan napkin, please!

White Cheddar Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Gemini

It wouldn’t be far off to say that people have #feelings about mac ‘n cheese — especially when it comes to the type of cheese that’s used. In fact, many people have a black and white view of the type of cheddar in their mac, and using white cheddar instead of yellow can be pretty controversial. This is where a Gemini thrives, in the black vs. white realm. Fortunately, this sign is adaptable and curious, so they’re ready for any type of cheddar. Bring it on.

Mac ‘N Cheese Soup

Sign: Cancer

Imagine a crab traversing through a sea of cheese and climbing upon bread-based rocks. Just like your animal symbol, Cancer, you have a connection to the deliciousness that is mac ‘n cheese soup. It’s comforting and perfect for the type of person who loves to sit down for a meal with their family. Make this recipe a tradition with your loved ones, because you surely won’t regret it.

Grilled Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Leo

Taking the spotlight off all other types of mac ‘n cheese is the combo of grilled cheese and mac. I mean, it brings together the best of both worlds, so who could argue with that? Definitely not you, Leo, since you’re the type who isn’t afraid to shine. If you were to be a mac ‘n cheese, you’d be the most #extra of them all, and you better believe that melted cheese goodness will spill out the moment you pull your sandwich apart.

Vegan Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Virgo

When we think of healthy mac ‘n cheese, we think of Virgo, a practical sign who isn’t afraid to pay attention to the little details — including the nutritional facts on the back of the box. With this in mind, we can easily see a Virgo concocting a vegan mac in their organized, sanitary kitchen. Though this choice might not be as “fun” as others, it will probably taste amazing if you’re making it because you will follow the recipe to a T.

Truffle Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Libra

Mmmm… We bet this mac ‘n cheese tastes just as good as it looks, which is highly important for any Libra out there. Not accepting anything less than the best, this zodiac sign looks for matches made in heaven, like truffles and cheese. However, don’t go overboard on the truffles, because Libras value balance in everything — especially in their foods they surround themselves with.

Mac ‘N Chili

Sign: Scorpio

It’s time to turn up the heat and go all in. When Scorpio gets in the kitchen, that’s when things get intense. Though mac ‘n cheese is great on its own, it might not be enough for a zodiac sign that values intensity and passion. So why not take your mac and turn it into a chili that will set your senses on fire? We like to think that this chili has some serious spice!

Caprese Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Sagittarius

Sorry, not sorry, but plain mac ‘n cheese might be too basic for you, dear Sagittarius. With everything that you do, you like to go on a journey, and food is no exception. Every time you take a bite, you want to take your tastebuds on a trip. That brings us to this Italian-inspired mac, which will make you feel like you’re lounging in a villa in Tuscany. Pair this with your favorite wine and a sun hat, and you are golden.

Kraft Mac ‘N Cheese

Sign: Capricorn 

For someone who likes to stick with what they know, Kraft macaroni and cheese will never fail you. It’s cheap, easy to make, and is a classic that you’ll never get tired of — it’s perfect for a Capricorn who is responsible and always in control. I mean, why fix what isn’t broken? Why waste your time making a macaroni and cheese when you have a quality favorite right in your pantry? And if anyone disagrees, you’re always prepared to set them straight.