These Students Added Something Horrifying To The Food They Gave Their Teachers

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At least two students from Ohio’s Olentangy Local Middle School could be facing serious charges after they purposely tainted food served to school staff with… bodily fluids. We hope you’re not hungry, because you’re about to lose your appetite.

According to The Columbus Dispatch, the home economics class at Hyatts Middle School hosted a Chopped-style event on Thursday, May 16th, during which students prepared crepes to be judged by teachers and school staff. The event was reportedly supposed to be an enjoyable year-end project. However, the fun quickly turned to horror when a video surfaced after the teachers had consumed the crepes, which showed two students adding horrendous secret ingredients to their recipe.

The Dispatch reports — and again, we’re warning you that this is truly disgusting — the video depicts the two students adding urine and semen to the crepes before they were served to faculty.

“One student filmed some of it, and the video made its way around the school and fortunately to school administrators,” said Delaware County sheriff’s office spokeswoman Tracy Whited.

Authorities are now questioning eight students and have identified at least five victims, all of whom are faculty members at the school. Forensic analysis of the remaining evidence is currently underway.

“The only way we’ll really know [what happened] is to get lab results,” Whited said. If bodily fluids are detected in the crepes, those students responsible could face delinquency charges, which includes assault with a bodily substance.

“Leadership and local law enforcement are conducting a thorough investigation into this incident, and anyone found in violation of school policies will be held accountable for their actions,” the district declared in a statement, released Monday, May 20th. “We are also focusing our efforts to support the teachers impacted by this incident.”

This is no innocent prank. The students should absolutely be held responsible.

Listen, kids. If you’re looking for a memorable, yet wholesome, end-of-year prank, there are so many options out there that don’t involve you putting your school staff in danger.

That’s just not funny.

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What is funny is plastic-wrapping your classroom. Annoying, innocent, and a perfect prank to pull on your teacher.

Applaud when each of your classmates enters the room at the beginning of class. Hilarious.

Create a Post-It note wonderland. Just make sure to recycle them when you’re done!

Turn your principal into Mario. Make sure to hire one of your friends to play Luigi.

Perhaps try to sell your principal’s house, instead. Using a fake phone number is key, people.

Or turn one of your school hallways into a balloon ball pit. Who doesn’t love a ball pit?

Or be like this dear of a student. We need more Xochitl in this world.

We’re crying. The kindness is too much.

Please don’t be gross, disrespectful, or harmful with your pranks. What’s the point if no one is laughing?

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Be smart and be good humans. It’s not that hard to be both.

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We need to go take a shower now. Yeesh.

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