Starbucks Chose What Beverage You’d Be, Based On Your Zodiac

February 12, 2019

In case you couldn’t already tell, coffee and astrology are really important to us. Coffee helps us get through rough mornings, annoying interactions, and time-consuming projects — not many other drinks can offer us the same relief, TBH. Thank you, coffee for always being there for us! Even if you do give us the jitters on occasion — we still love you.

Like coffee, astrology is also a big part of our lives. Everyone has a zodiac sign (whether they want to admit that they exist or not). And even if you don’t subscribe to horoscopes or the meanings behind the stars and planets in your life, it can still be fun to know what sign you are and what it all means. Are you a free-spirited Aquarius? Or maybe an attention-commanding Leo? How can you not be interested in these things! Like, it’s 2019. Everyone asks everyone what sign they are, without context. It’s practically unavoidable.

Anyway, much to our excitement, our love of all things coffee and astrology joined together to take part in the ultimate coffee zodiac — all thanks to Starbucks. Yup! Starbucks released their very own coffee zodiac based on drinks they feature on their menu. I meeeean, we did it first. But hey, imitation is the best form of flattery, right?

If this is all you’ve ever wanted to know, look no further. Let’s get to the coffee.

Pink Drink

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Sign: Aries

Starbucks chose this pink drink “for colorful personalities.” Strawberries, coconut milk, and some green coffee extract make up this unique drink, ultimately starting a major trend on Instagram, like Aries do.

Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte

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Sign: Taurus

A matcha-filled, milky drink is the perfect beverage for an on-the-go Taurus. You’ve always got places to go and people to see, so Starbucks felt this green latte is really your best socializing companion.

Americano (Hot & Iced)

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Sign: Gemini

It would be a mistake to forget both sides of one drink for you, Gemini, sign of twins. A hot and iced Americano suits your ambitious nature and ability to multitask when you have to.

Honey Citrus Mint Tea

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Sign: Cancer

You’re all about coziness and comfort, Cancer, just like this tea. Starbucks knows that this is what you’d order when you’re just feeling like having a relaxing day.

Iced Passion Tango Tea

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Sign: Leo

It really is all in the name — a Leo is passionate and fiery, so what’s more fitting than a passion tango tea?

Iced Caramel Macchiato

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Sign: Virgo

It’s all in the detail for extravagant, show-stopping Virgos. An Iced Caramel Macchiato might seem basic, but Starbucks knows it has that Virgo style.

Flat White With Signature Espresso

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Sign: Libra

Flat whites are such refined and balanced drinks — it couldn’t possibly be for any sign other than Libra. It’s all peace and harmony with this Starbucks fave.

Espresso Shot

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Sign: Scorpio

Scorpios are commonly thought of as too intense, like a straight shot of espresso. But let’s be honest, you know people can’t live without you (yes, I’m talking about Scorpio and espresso).

Mango Dragonfruit Starbucks Refresher

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Sign: Sagittarius

You’re an explorer, Sagittarius — a free-spirit. With all of the tropical flavors in this Starbucks drink, you’re sure to feel right at home.

Cold Brew

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Sign: Capricorn

Capricorns are hardworking like no other. Cold brews will definitely keep you going strong through your endless tasks and projects — no midday slumps here!

Starbucks Blonde Latte

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Sign: Aquarius

Aquarius, you’re outside of ordinary, free-spirited, and a little unconventional. Naturally, Starbucks paired you with the latte of similar characteristics.

Java Chip Frappucino

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Sign: Pisces

A Pisces can make someone’s day better like it’s their job. Starbucks got it right for the fun and sweet (like a java chip Frapp) Pisces.

Check out your coffee order zodiac ASAP — Starbucks is waiting.