This Is What Type Of Oreo You’d Be, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
It’s that time of year again, when we are surrounded by candies, cookies, and all the seasonal desserts you can think of. It is the perfect time to treat ourselves after what has felt like a very, very long year. I mean, is there anything better than coming home to something sweet? We think not. That would explain why we have Oreos on the brain, and are wondering which Oreo flavor goes with each of the twelve zodiac signs.
Zodiac signs can be super insightful, telling us a lot about ourselves, but they can also be used for more fun purposes. They can tell us what type of ice cream, cookie, mac ‘n cheese, and even M&M’s flavor we’d be, all based on when we were born. The possibilities are endless, and for good reason! There is so much our zodiac signs can tell us, so let’s dive into all the different Oreos out there to see which ones best suit our personalities.
Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar
Though you’re an independent thinker who loves coming up with your own ideas, that doesn’t mean you don’t love to be surrounded by familiar faces. So if you were to be an Oreo, you wouldn’t be any ordinary Oreo, and you would make sure that there’s enough to go around. Hence the Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar, which is innovative, but still meant to be broken apart for a group of friends. Hey, it’s a bit of an eccentric choice, but so are you!
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Oreo
Ever since Parent Trap hit the scene in 1998, we all realized that peanut butter and Oreos are a match made in heaven. I mean, after a bad day, what could be more comforting/creative than an Oreo dipped in peanut butter? Since you’re an artsy individual who is beloved by many, we bet you can relate. Now the only question is: creamy or crunchy peanut butter? Or perhaps something else? The world is your oyster, Pisces!
When thinking upon the energy and passion that’s characteristic to an Aries, we couldn’t help but remember Firework Oreos, which are filled with Pop Rocks that burst in your mouth the moment you bite down. Pop Rocks are a brave, bold choice, which is something an Aries can definitely appreciate. Plus, since Aries is a fire sign, it just makes sense to bring the heat while you indulge in something sweet.
Cookie Dough Oreo
An Oreo cookie PLUS cookie dough? Talk about a luxurious treat that was made for someone who like to enjoy life’s simple pleasures. We’re looking at you, Taurus. While you work hard, you also like to play hard and treat yo ‘self. And is there a better way to treat yourself than with the most decadent Oreo of them all. Pair these cookies with a cup of hot cocoa and a rom-com, and you are set for a great night.
Waffles & Syrup Oreo
We’re honestly not sure about this Oreo — it could either be seriously amazing or seriously disappointing, with no in-between. If anyone knows about this duality, it would be the Gemini sign, so thank goodness you’re the curious type who’s not afraid to try new things. This is a great thing, since it means that you’re never boring (just like a certain Oreo we have on the brain). If/when you give this treat a try, please report back!
Cinnamon Bun Oreo
Is there anything more comforting than a warm, gooey cinnamon bun fresh out of the oven? The only thing that could top such a delicacy is that exact idea plus an Oreo cookie. Thus, we give you the Cinnamon Bun Oreo! This sweet snack is perfect for those days when you “just can’t,” or for when you want to drown your emotions in a box of cookies. All we ask is that you make sure to dunk these in some milk, so that they mirror your soft center.
Cookie Butter Oreo
Is there anything more #extra than an Oreo filled with cookie butter? It’s like having two different cookies in one perfect bite, so it totally makes us forget about all the other Oreos out there. Just like this flavor, you have the sort of character that isn’t afraid of being the center of attention. This is the perfect cookie for a cheerful person who seriously loves life and all it has to offer, so we feel like you two are a match made in dessert heaven.
This is a practical cookie for a practical person whose values are quite traditional. Screw chocolate, that’s way too much! Instead of something with all the bells and whistles, we see you with a cautious cookie, one that’s a simple, but still sweet vanilla. Though this option may come off as boring or basic, it’s anything but — just like you, Virgo! You’ve got a lot to offer, as long as you prevent your shyness from getting in the way.
Chocolate? Vanilla? Strawberry? Hmm… Why not a beautiful balance of all three flavors in one? Now we’re talking a Libra’s language. Since you’re the type who wants everything to be balanced and run smoothly, we searched for an Oreo that does exactly that. It’s the best of all three worlds in one bite-sized treat that was made for someone who truly values all the beautiful things in this universe.
No one can quite figure you out, Scorpio, so you can probably relate to this Oreo on a whole other level. However, though this flavor may be a secret, don’t think that it isn’t going to be right there in your face once you take a bite. Just like you, this Oreo could easily pack a punch with the element of surprise. Plus, if there is anyone out there who is brave enough to try this treat, it would definitely be you.
Piña Colada Oreo Thins
One vacation per year tends not to be enough for you and your wanderlust spirit. After all, you end up feeling quite restless when you’re in one place for too long. Fortunately, there are forms of escapism that don’t require you to buy an expensive plane ticket. Instead, why not take a bite of this Oreo that will make you feel like you’re on a tropical vacation? Bonus points will be awarded if you eat these while drinking an actual piña colada.
Mega Stuf Oreo
You’re the responsible type who doesn’t fall victim to trends that only last a few weeks. That’s why we see you as a classic Oreo, but with a bit of a twist. Though we know you’re great with self-control, we think you should follow your heart and embrace quality over quantity. Because everyone knows that Mega Stuf Oreos are where it’s at. They’re not too indulgent like some of the above flavors, but they are still top-notch after a long, hard day.