Light night, May 1st, may have just been the most eventful Wednesday night in Hollywood history. Joe Jonas and his bros announced a brand new tour, reunited onstage at the 2019 Billboard Music Awards for the first time in 10 years, and then Jonas and actress Sophie Turner got married, Vegas style. We have whiplash in the best way possible.
While in Vegas for the Billboard Awards, Jonas and Turner decided to finally tie the knot after a year-and-half engagement. Joe Jonas is the last Jonas brother to marry, which means the JoBros are officially *all* off the market. Boo!
Clark County records show that Joseph Adam Jonas and Sophie Belinda Turner applied for a marriage license earlier in the day yesterday. The couple still kept the classic Vegas camp factor and were married by an Elvis impersonator. Thank god.
Their pal Diplo was kind enough to supply video evidence of the Jonas-Turner wedding, and it looked like a total hoot. It’s a Vegas chapel wedding, after all. There’s pink carpeting and a fake Elvis dressed in a red jumpsuit. Of course it’s going to be a hoot.
“Gonna hit this wedding real quick,” Diplo captioned his first Instagram Stories post.
@diplo / Instagram
Dan + Shay performed an acoustic rendition of “Speechless” while attendees waited for Lady Stark to walk down the aisle. Joe is ready.
@diplo / Instagram
And here she is! Donned in a simple white jumpsuit, a veil, and holding a bouquet of white roses, Turner made her way down the aisle to her husband-to-be.
@diplo / Instagram
In fact, Diplo didn’t just add footage to his Stories. He actually live-streamed the whole damn thing.
Joe Jonas is officially married !!!!! #JonasBrothers pic.twitter.com/daANws1aft
— Yνeттe 🕸 (@_fearoflove) May 2, 2019
The freaking filters are really getting us. What are we WATCHING?
@joejonas and @SophieT getting married a few minutes ago in Vegas😍 Congratulations we love you so much!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/mdwIGn0Ozz
— 🇦🇷⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@bitcheskingdom) May 2, 2019
Who would have thought Diplo would do the Lord’s work? Bless.
Cue the fan freak outs. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
DID JOE JONAS AND SOPHIE TURNER JUST CASUALLY GET MARRIED AFTER THE BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS pic.twitter.com/Bj1SyI5M4c
— Nicole Lopez-Alvar (@nicolelovar) May 2, 2019
We can discuss. We should discuss. There’s a lot to unpack.
can we please discuss how joe Jonas got married to Sophie turner in Vegas at an Elvis-themed wedding 2 hours after their billboard performance, had Dan & Shay perform Speechless, had Khalid in attendance AND we found out all this through DIPLO live-streaming this? pic.twitter.com/FrslR7ZmBG
— sara (@AnnaSaraa) May 2, 2019
We’re shocked, stunned, and bursting with happiness. This is such a cool thing.
The fact that Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner left the BBMA’s and immediately got married by Elvis in Vegas and Diplo LIVE-streamed it and this is not at all a joke is legit the best thing I’ve seen in a really long time
— Sinéad de Vries (@SineaddeVries) May 2, 2019
And, yes. Jonas and Turner did reportedly exchange Ring Pops instead of actual rings.
JOE JONAS AND SOPHIE TURNER REALLY SAID FUCK IT AND GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS BY AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR AND USING RINGPOPS INSTEAD OF ACTUAL RINGS I LOVE THEM pic.twitter.com/539NsKcRX3
— belen (@stcrmjolnir) May 2, 2019
Wow. WOW.
SOPHIE TURNER AND JOE JONAS ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED FUCK THEY REALLY DID THAT pic.twitter.com/MkuYKJIL8I
— ophelie (@sophieturnyr) May 2, 2019
Again, we’re *really* happy for Sophie and Joe. But the fact that this wedding means all the JoBros are taken is a hard pill to swallow.
Our twelve-year-old selves need a minute. Or like, an hour. A week, maybe.
nobody:
— jessica 🫶🏼 (@hesitateforjoe) May 2, 2019
me, single and alone, watching joe jonas get married: pic.twitter.com/GqpP7owGjB
But the fact that they invited their pals to see them get married in a Vegas chapel is really just perfect. They are truly meant for each other.
Stick a fork in us. We’re done.
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner getting married in Las Vegas by an Elvis impersonator is just what the world needed pic.twitter.com/zHTLQOxjXW
— best of jonas (@jonasposts) May 2, 2019
We need to go scream into a pillow.
